According to Paul, Shaun has a perfect entry point

Haggismuncher said:

Just switched over and was totally shocked to hear Paul the chef saying to Shaun, that he had "the prefect entry point"........:11::11:

Well I was speachless to say the least, on live television as well, has he no shame:32:

What a relief when i discovered he was talking about the new home brew wine making kit.........

There he was wearing his BIG blue apron over his chefs jacket trying to cover up the yellow stains from the pineapples from the earlier show ( at least I hope it was the pineapples)

For goodness sake Paul, do you not have a spare clean jacket in your dressing room....tut, tut.....:54:

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Anna_Key said:

Going off target.... sort of

I often wonder how men with large bellies go for a wee, the pure mechanics of being able to hold their...errm... you know....thingy :8: must be impossible. They must have to pivot and dangle over the toilet, as to shaking the drips off, who knows - a quick thrust of the hips? :33:.....maybe thats where the yellow stains came from :52:

Anyway, as you were :54:

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Anna_Key said:

My lips, unlike the lodgers entry point, are sealed :9:

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