The eye gougers on

Jerome Alexander, that is!

The man's a danger to the models :52:

Loen's just done a demo showing herself covering a burn on her chest....faff all changed, it looked just as red as the before shot - do they think we are blind or something :22:

Why does he always have the same girl to make up, won't Shelakgh or the others work with him? :33:

Mommabear said:

Why does he always have the same girl to make up, won't Shelakgh or the others work with him? :33:

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I would say Health and Safety have banned them from working with him.

She must be well insured :20:

eye gouger??? whats this about? must have missed something...

He's pretty rough with the models

Imagine him doing your make-up and Samy doing your hair

I was watching a bit yesterday, and he was using the marble powder on Sheilagh, he whacked some on the brush, then promptly blew the excess off....right into her face!!!!! She visibly flinched, but of course he didn't notice and carried on yakking and scrubbing the powder all over her mush!!!! Quite funny though!

I feel really sorry for the models, do they pay them danger money?

I always watch him ... dunno why, I can't stop myself even though I'd never let him come within 10 miles of me!! I always sit there thinking what the heck is he doing now ...? Did anyone see him applying the primer? It was like he was groping around in the dark trying to find something - hands/fingers everywhere.

And he made a right mess of applying the shea butter concealer. When he realised he'd put too much on, tried to get rid of it with a sponge but it wouldn't budge, so then he daubed lilac powder on to some pigmentation marks on the poor model's cheek - but all that did was make it look like she had purple powder on her face. Even when he added the 'magic' powder, you could tell she had racoon eyes and a purple splodge on her face.

Poor old Julie got a make-over as well.

suzyglam said:

eye gouger??? whats this about? must have missed something...

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You've obviously never seen him with a mascara wand in his hand, he thinks he's Luke Skywalker with his light sabre, I sit here flinching when he applies it, it's car crash telly, you can't look away even though you really want to!

Cupcake: I saw the state of the poor girl, she looked like she'd been in the ring with Ricky Hatton by the time he'd finished with her :56:

Why does he insist on coming over, he should employ someone more subtle with their application, I'm sure he'd sell double the amount.

Anna_Key said:

You've obviously never seen him with a mascara wand in his hand, he thinks he's Luke Skywalker with his light sabre, I sit here flinching when he applies it, it's car crash telly, you can't look away even though you really want to!

Cupcake: I saw the state of the poor girl, she looked like she'd been in the ring with Ricky Hatton by the time he'd finished with her :56:

Why does he insist on coming over, he should employ someone more subtle with their application, I'm sure he'd sell double the amount.

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Argey xx

I love it when he says something like "Don't her eyes look great, the lashes are amazing!" Then you look at the way he applies it and its all clogged and still looks short and stubby, just all stuck together!

Loen had a burn on her chest ??? is Andy ok ???