MoiraC Wide Brimmed Sun Hat

Not sure about this :33:...........did anybody go for it?

I am!.....it looks like a colander! She can't even get a simple sunhat right...it looks flamin' ridiculous!

I love hats, quite obsessive about them.
That monstrosity just makes me sad :64:

Isn't that lining for a hanging basket?

I see something that reminds me of.........

Florence from the Magic Roundabout, very funny Lottie :18:

or this......

Ermintrude not florence LOL!!!

:laughs: nice one Lottie :laughs:

Not wishing to defend her because like everyone else she has her faults, but I think it is deeply offensive to Ermintrude to compare her and her millinery to that of Moira C.:64:

Lottie said:

Ermintrude not florence LOL!!!

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I knew as soon as I posted it, it was wrong lol.

blast - won't be here in time for me croose!!

Mommabear said:

Not sure about this :33:...........did anybody go for it?

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Moira reminds me of these..


I wonder if she's related to one of them - a love child, maybe?
She does live in a windmill :33:


All together now:-

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need

[Chorus] Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

She made I laugh ha ha

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
(ooh aah ooh aah)
We'll 'ave twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
(ooh aah ooh aah)
And you know I'll love you darlin'
So give me your hand
(ooh aah ooh aah)
But what I want the most
Is all they acres of land

[Chorus]

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime

[Chorus]

Who loves thee baby ha

Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants
In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand
We had our photos took and us holding hands

Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Coz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Aahh you're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land

argeybargey said:

Isn't that lining for a hanging basket?

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Does Moira need watering?

ooh those wurzels bring back memories LOL!!

I just spotted that Ermintrude is also sporting a scarflace in my piccie :52::52:





I just hope she doesn't try on the trousers too.......Moo Cow and itsarap doesn't bear thinking about!! :11::11:

She was so on trend....a cow way before her time!

Well she's a french cow, and Moira does keep harping on about Paris Chic!!!

Ermintrude is clearly a Parisienne Moo

Oo la la!!

Mon Cherie :5:

brillient i love ermatrude the hat reminds me of those crochet baskets that are stiffend wit some sugery water and sold at all craft fairs around the country for putting bon bons in i am reliably informed

Theres a few old dears who go to the cricket wear similar hats.