Drew

:flower:today i had a bit of a slip up, because no one was at home and the house quiet, i put gems tv on for back ground noise; i had to turn down the volume to 2 in the end. Drew has obviously been to the Cilit Bang School of Shouting. I have never heard such a din; had to turn over to Radio 2, to soothe my bejangled nerves lol. What with his shouting and the dreadful music rambling on, i had quite a headache! Do you think he is taking shouting lessons from Lucy, Adina and Vicki??? or competing with that blooming siren thing that they use for special price drop occassions? i dont know why they just dont go the whole hog and use a megaphone! lol :flower: or is it me, and i have over sensitive ears? lol:flower:

Hi PG - I haven't noticed it particularly with Drew, but Nick's volume has increased considerably along with some very strange childish behaviour and the even floppier cockadoodledoo hairstyle. I wondered if he was spending too much time with his little boy lol. Drew's volume may have been increased due to habit. He must have to shout to be heard at home! xx

argeybargey said:

Hi PG - I haven't noticed it particularly with Drew, but Nick's volume has increased considerably along with some very strange childish behaviour and the even floppier cockadoodledoo hairstyle. I wondered if he was spending too much time with his little boy lol. Drew's volume may have been increased due to habit. He must have to shout to be heard at home! xx

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So funny and very apt........gave me the best laugh I've had all day.

Thank you Argey.........:clapping:

Perhaps we should have a quick whip-round and send him a shipment of earplugs. He's got a lot to answer for.

Yes - can't say I've much sympathy either since he foisted the foghorn on us!

persianglitter said:

:flower: Drew has obviously been to the Cilit Bang School of Shouting. :flower:

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Ha ha good one - I love it!!

Hi AB i have to agree with you on that one - cockadoodledoodoodley hair cut, it has morphed somewhat over the last few weeks, when i first saw his bleached blonde stripe, i thought he was aiming for the skunky look (like Pepe Le Pew!) it sort of started as a mohican, and flopped (he should use the stuff my son puts in his hair - that stuff would support a bridge its so strong!) i dont know who told him that his hair looks good like that, it does kinda remind me of the rogue Gremlin (also known as Stripe) and he does have a tendency to come out and say some of the silliest things, may be his confused, or perhaps he thinks he is being upbeat, i do not know lol. Perhaps before gems starts in the morning, they are all in the canteen (if they have one) warming up their voices - i bet it sounds akin to dawn breaking in a tropical rain forest - and all the exotic birds are singing and tweetalating, and the howler monkeys, are doing what howler monkey's do - howling lol:flower:

I can't cope - every time I see cilit bang, I read clit bang!!! <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxpt484YYGB%2526i%253D7%252F7%255F8%255F8%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_8_8.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D7%252F7_8_8%2526uiv%253D3.0/image.gif"></a>

AG you gave me a laugh out loud moment and a half there! :grin: if you cant cope, then i have lost it, at the bottom of this page it states Forum Jump, and everytime, i read Forest Gump! dont ask me how, or why! i think i left my trolley up the clit bang aisle in the supermarket that is my mind lol :wonder2::grin: xx

Let's just hope that you never meet an empty shelf so that you have to ask some poor unsuspecting staff member if there's any clit bang out the back. <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxpt484YYGB%2526i%253D36%252F36%255F19%255F2%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_19_2.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D36%252F36_19_2%2526uiv%253D3.0/image.gif"></a>

FILTH!!!!!


:rofl:

:smirk::blush::blush: you are making me blush .... cant imagine what you mean

Mad4Gems said:

FILTH!!!!!


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That'll be expert opinion then Mad?

would like to be there when that happened

ROFL; thank you all, your comments have made me smile and cheered me up :wink2::devil::wave2: wonder what a pyschoanalyst would make of this lol Clit (cilit) bang has got a lot to answer too lol : )