Moira C Itsarap Dress & Matching Scrunchie

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Lucy Lastic

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Is anyone watching now?

I am sorry, but there is no way that a short fat round peri-menopausal woman like me could make this look good. It is a sarong with a hair scrunchie to help make the pussy bow look. Sarongs make my bottom look even bigger.
 
Is anyone watching now?

I am sorry, but there is no way that a short fat round peri-menopausal woman like me could make this look good. It is a sarong with a hair scrunchie to help make the pussy bow look. Sarongs make my bottom look even bigger.

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Alice, Alice who the f@@k is Alice!

Maybe she lives next door to her :rock:

I think it's some dried up old nun who thinks she's on trend by buying all Myras stuff :56:
 
Is anyone watching now?

I am sorry, but there is no way that a short fat round peri-menopausal woman like me could make this look good. It is a sarong with a hair scrunchie to help make the pussy bow look. Sarongs make my bottom look even bigger.

Yes, if you have childbearing hips and are chesty like moi, you just end up looking like a performing elephant.
 
Sister Alice is apparantly a nun who has been purchasing things from Moira C for years and is one of her biggest fans.

I just have to put the Moira shows on especially with teh Itsarap stuff - they are hysterically funny! On Saturday Moira said something about the shape of the material and volume being such that you don't look as though you've got a tablecloth wrapped round you. Then there was a ridiculous half hour when Loen, Julie and MC tried to show 10 different ways to use the Itsawrap trousers as dresses, skirts, sarongs etc and to be honest, a tablecloth would have looked better!

I can actually see that the plain black or navy or brown trouser versions look quite nice when put on properly, but the idea of being on holiday in an overseas loo trying to undo them quickly and put them back on in a small, confined, perhaps not so clean space, just puts me off completely. And any item of clothing requiring you to open your legs to pull half of it from front to back or vice versa really just seems like dressy up when I was 5 years old!

But the show was funny and a good way of getting through the ironing!
 

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