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Almerinda

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This morning I was making a cup ot tea (as you do) whilst listening to the QVC nightime repeats. Criag was on with Kelly Hoppen, the interior designer, and the hour was dedicated to candles. First of all they presented a small candle that, with P & P, cost about £30 pounds.
Then, they presented a pair of viking like, horn shaped candle sticks. Kelly wanted to demonstrate how good four would look on the table in front of them and stood up to retrieve two more of the same candlesticks that were on display behind them. Then, quite innociently, she said something like "I'll just get the horn" to which Craig said something about taking a cold shower!!! Honestly!!!
 
Last night over on Ideal Shaun asked Paul the fat camp chef <a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http://img696.imageshack.us/i/spacehopper.jpg/'><img src='http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/6331/spacehopper.jpg' border='0'/></a> if his ring was red hot :mysmilie_11:
 
Last night over on Ideal Shaun asked Paul the fat camp chef <a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http://img696.imageshack.us/i/spacehopper.jpg/'><img src='http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/6331/spacehopper.jpg' border='0'/></a> if his ring was red hot :mysmilie_11:


and was it?????
 
This morning I was making a cup ot tea (as you do) whilst listening to the QVC nightime repeats. Criag was on with Kelly Hoppen, the interior designer, and the hour was dedicated to candles. First of all they presented a small candle that, with P & P, cost about £30 pounds.
Then, they presented a pair of viking like, horn shaped candle sticks. Kelly wanted to demonstrate how good four would look on the table in front of them and stood up to retrieve two more of the same candlesticks that were on display behind them. Then, quite innociently, she said something like "I'll just get the horn" to which Craig said something about taking a cold shower!!! Honestly!!!

I remember watching that show when it went out live. Kelly Hoppen had a stinking cold and kept blowing her nose on air, disgusting. I couldn't believe them saying "I've got the horn" blah blah blah and then kept going on about it, especially after Craig had got all uppity with that Dancing on Ice judge who'd called the studio and said "bitch" a few times, it was well gone 9:00pm and I'd hardly say "bitch" was a swear word anyway. Talk about double standards.
 
I remember watching that show when it went out live. Kelly Hoppen had a stinking cold and kept blowing her nose on air, disgusting. I couldn't believe them saying "I've got the horn" blah blah blah and then kept going on about it, especially after Craig had got all uppity with that Dancing on Ice judge who'd called the studio and said "bitch" a few times, it was well gone 9:00pm and I'd hardly say "bitch" was a swear word anyway. Talk about double standards.

Yes, I heard that caller! He got a bit carried away too didn't he?
 
Well it would be.....:mysmilie_11:

Well i am glad i am not the only one who has an naughty, but nice sense of humour! lol Sorry didnt mean to get a fit of the giggles about his ring being hot!:mysmilie_61: The posting on this site "Pippa's Ring" by Topaz, the heading just makes me smirk ----- i am sorry.... i am old enough to know better, but I cant help it! :mysmilie_17: :mysmilie_17: :mysmilie_17: xxxx I should act my age = and not my shoe size! :mysmilie_701:
 
I swear to god: you have to watch old Craig sometimes! I remember him once, ages ago, mentioning he didn't have an ear OR ANYWHERE ELSE pierced, and I just kept thinking about Prince Albert or whatever and wondering what side he 'dresses' on... ****** 'ell Barbara!
 
Many moons ago I remember Julia saying to Dale while presenting some salad accesories,' how do you like to toss yours Dale?' - he tried so hard to keep a straight face and Julia took a while but got there in the end. Smirks all round.

And then of course there Anthony's 'spanking the monkey' which he acknowledged he said via chat on a rare occasion a presenter did one.
 
Many moons ago I remember Julia saying to Dale while presenting some salad accesories,' how do you like to toss yours Dale?' - he tried so hard to keep a straight face and Julia took a while but got there in the end. Smirks all round.

And then of course there Anthony's 'spanking the monkey' which he acknowledged he said via chat on a rare occasion a presenter did one.

I know that I am going to regret this but I don't understand the reference "spanking the monkey".
 
Oh Almerinda, How do I explain?

It is slang for a man pleasuring himself. (Will this be allowed - Oh hell, worth a try)!!!!!!:mysmilie_61:
 
Ta Ricky S, I may have suggested putting a search for the phrase in google but then - that's a dangerous thing to do.

This forum, it's getting worse LOL
 
Oh Almerinda, How do I explain?

It is slang for a man pleasuring himself. (Will this be allowed - Oh hell, worth a try)!!!!!!:mysmilie_61:

Got you!! Very delicately put Ricky S. I have to admit that I have never heard that one before but I should have guessed really shouldn't I? Now let me read the previous post again so that I can understand why Anthony
Heywood was talking about that particular passtime.
 
He was presenting a toy monkey if I remember right and mock telling it off saying something like 'I'm going to spank you monkey'. Can't remember the exact words.
 
especially after Craig had got all uppity with that Dancing on Ice judge who'd called the studio and said "bitch" a few times, it was well gone 9:00pm and I'd hardly say "bitch" was a swear word anyway. Talk about double standards.

Who was this? I'm guessing Jason?

I always miss the interesting callers. Well, except when I heard John Barrowman ring in about Lock and Lock :D
 
Who was this? I'm guessing Jason?

I always miss the interesting callers. Well, except when I heard John Barrowman ring in about Lock and Lock :D

Wow-who would have thought he even knew what it was! I luvs John Barrowman,battin for the wrong side or not:mysmilie_17:
 
I once walked into the lounge in a hotel in Blackpool, and asked the proprietor if I could have a go on his organ, you can have a go on my organ anytime my dear he replied with a smirk! They actually had a musical instument organ in the lounge and tha'ts what I meant in my innocence! I couldn't look at anyone at breakfast I'll tell ya!
 

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