Be the 'envy' of your friends

Where is everyone? ............all on the phones no doubt :smirk:

Did you have a word MrsJ? cos she does them in your size with a hefty rise now, there's only so much camel toe you can get away with

I still say they are incompatible with public loos! What do you do? Divest your lower half entirely and pray that the ties (and three metres of fabric) don't land in some unidentifiable liquid or worse, please enlighten me?

do i look like a woman with a 'hefty rise'? :thinking:

Mommabear said:

Where is everyone? ............all on the phones no doubt :smirk:

Did you have a word MrsJ? cos she does them in your size with a hefty rise now, there's only so much camel toe you can get away with

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Wouldn't think you would have any friends at all if you bought this rubbish!!!

So miserable I missed it....

I keep waiting to see someone wearing any of MC's creations, I can't believe that there are people that find MC entertaining, I find her too OTT, she would do my head in.

My husband said he'd leave me if I ever bought these!

mediastar said:

I still say they are incompatible with public loos! What do you do? Divest your lower half entirely and pray that the ties (and three metres of fabric) don't land in some unidentifiable liquid or worse, please enlighten me?

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Imagine how tricky that would be when using Turkish public loos and having to hold the handbag too!

She actually said this morning that if you saw them in a department store, you'd expect to pay £90 - £100!!!!!

Christ, they keep getting worse! Watched a show last night and they do seem very popular - just makes me wonder who the women are that keep on buying them! :wonder:

The trouser 'things' looked soo frumpy on.

And Moira what is up with your inane GASPING.

:hi: I've actually tried a pair of these on in the charity shop.

There was gaping at the sides of the legs, unidentified flappy bits, and the general crotch area looked a bit reminiscent of a full nappy.

The nice charity shop ladies were torn between wanting to make a sale, and peeing themselves laughing. (The latter won.)

The first thing they said to me was "no public loos for you in that get up!"

I'm still on the lookout for a OneDress though... :grin:

I saw Ellis wearing a plain black pair yesterday afternoon. She looked HUGE.

Mrs James said:

do i look like a woman with a 'hefty rise'? :thinking:

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Maybe that's where the 'envy' part comes in.....you have a bigger rise than the rest of us :wonder:

Becs said:

- just makes me wonder who the women are that keep on buying them! :wonder:

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Ones with a very strong bladder and no fashion sense presumably. :call:

Mommabear said:

Did you have a word MrsJ? cos she does them in your size with a hefty rise now, there's only so much camel toe you can get away with

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Camel toe!......I thought it was her Vellutti <strike>crotch</strike> clutch! :grin: