QVC The Channel Of Dreams

AH has just said in the Easi Yo hour QVC is the channel of dreams.

Right own up guys what of QVC do you dream of ???????????

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bags said:

AH has just said in the Easi Yo hour QVC is the channel of dreams.

Right own up guys what of QVC do you dream of ???????????

:thinking:


:cheeky:

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I would consider it a nightmare if I dared to dream of Q.

not so much a dream as a fantasy....

a) presenters who tell the truth
b) orders that reach you in the 3-5 days they quote
c) goods that arrive in pristine condition, not previously used
d) "fashion" in recognisable sizes rather than the XS, S, M etc which seems to vary from
brand to brand

and finally..

e) minimal or no P & P...

I'm sure you can think of lots more!

BusyMum said:

not so much a dream as a fantasy....

a) presenters who tell the truth
b) orders that reach you in the 3-5 days they quote
c) goods that arrive in pristine condition, not previously used
d) "fashion" in recognisable sizes rather than the XS, S, M etc which seems to vary from
brand to brand

and finally..

e) minimal or no P & P...

I'm sure you can think of lots more!

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Couldn't have put it better myself! Totally agree. Wonder if our dreams will ever come true.......:wonder:

BusyMum said:

not so much a dream as a fantasy....

a) presenters who tell the truth
b) orders that reach you in the 3-5 days they quote
c) goods that arrive in pristine condition, not previously used
d) "fashion" in recognisable sizes rather than the XS, S, M etc which seems to vary from
brand to brand

and finally..

e) minimal or no P & P...

I'm sure you can think of lots more!

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All of these plus Anthony Heywood

Well none of the male presenters for a start:grin:

QVC minus JF.

I dreamed a dream of QVC
Michele Hope highly priced and AY Screeching
I dreamed the presenters all told lies
I dreamed that Jill Franks never ate a pie...

But I was young and unafraid
The 30 dag MBG was used and wasted
There was high P&P to be paid
All slinky fabric worn, all King's Realm sausages tasted

But then 'The Letter' came at night
With it's manner harsh as thunder
As they tear your account apart
As they see your Kirk's Folly Shame...

And still I dreamed my orders would come to me
within the 3-5 working days they blether
But there are dreams that cannot be
There are call centre staff we have to mither

I had a dream of QVC
So different from the hell I'm watching
So different now from what it seemed
Now QVC has killed the dream I dreamed

*bows deeply*

Bravo!

I'm closing my eyes and I can here a middle aged Scottish woman singing.....















Yep! Anne Dawson!


Jude xx

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Cavegirl Britain HAS got talent !!

Another gem from the pen ( or keyboard) of Cavegirl!!!!
Great laugh! THANKS!!!!

Ooohhh, Cavegirl, you are clever. Quick get the copy right organised, 'QVC The Musical', I'd pay good money to see that!

well done Cave girl xx

Nawr. Thank you all. I ****** love you all I do. I do.