Will someone plstb telling Jill Franks...

that 'warranty' does NOT mean the same as 'guarantee'. She keeps referring to the 30 day MBG as a 30 money back warranty. No. No no no no no no no. This is getting incredibly annoying. She's done it at least 6 times recently. It's only a little thing but it's making me want to chew my tootsie nails off in frustration. I can forgive the fact that last night she came on air seemingly wearing a packet of Jus-Rol pastry. I can forgive her being a girly girl with a pink chamois leather for brains - but please can someone 'upstairs' at Q tell her to correct this error...

No. No no no. No no no no no no no. She's still doing it - during the NN Hour just now she's just referred to it as the 30 day MB Warranty. NO IT ISN'T! It's a guarantee. Not a warranty. Gah.

Feh.

Poor Jill, thick and thin............

Actually, how do you know she isn't correct?

Most items may only last 30 days....chuckle chuckle fnar fnar!