Worst QVC xmas gift

Dear all, what would be the one most-dreaded QVC gift your loved one (or enemy!) could buy you for Christmas ? (limit it to one now, I know that's difficult as a small forest could disappear:grin: with everyone's full list)

Addy said:

Dear all, what would be the one most-dreaded QVC gift your loved one (or enemy!) could buy you for Christmas ? (limit it to one now, I know that's difficult as a small forest could disappear:grin: with everyone's full list)

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That cardi with the drawstring just on jac and someone, awful.

Craig Rowe::devil:

a present from criag rowe.:headbang:

a telling-off on facebook from Craig Rowe

Quaker, Indigo Loon, Kim and Co, Artscape, need I go on?

A literal actual makeover from AY, with presteeeeejus prodacts in a meejum shade that will take yurrs off me. Followed by a gift bag with some literal actual seeeeeeerums for my face and eye area. Literally.

Either that or an Artscapes 'Scenes of the Manchester Ship Canal' T-Shirt in 7XL

Mwah xxx

An epilator with LED light.

The pelvic floor muscle tightener.

Perfect gift for your mum, girlfriend, wife, teacher, dog walker...

cavegirl said:

A literal actual makeover from AY, with presteeeeejus prodacts in a meejum shade that will take yurrs off me. Followed by a gift bag with some literal actual seeeeeeerums for my face and eye area. Literally.

Either that or an Artscapes 'Scenes of the Manchester Ship Canal' T-Shirt in 7XL

Mwah xxx

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funny how we're all different... i'd love that :happy:

Anything thing from Quacker Factory or Basso. A body would be found on Boxing Day with said items sticking out of where the sun doesn't shine.:bow:

An Anne Dawson teeth whitening kit. :sweat:

BakerGirl said:

An epilator with LED light.

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You need a light to see into all the nooks and crannies - allegedly.....

Mikado said:

The pelvic floor muscle tightener.

Perfect gift for your mum, girlfriend, wife, teacher, dog walker...

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Yes, and I am sure Craig has one too! :mysmilie_17::mysmilie_17::mysmilie_17:

A Dyson, even if it was the TSV!

Kitchenware of any description...I am definately not a domestic goddess:doh:

Mikado said:

The pelvic floor muscle tightener.

Perfect gift for your mum, girlfriend, wife, teacher, dog walker...

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I'd love that!

Mrs James said:

funny how we're all different... i'd love that :happy:

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You can habe mine if you like Mrs J. Its a bit small for me. :drunk:

One of those Margarine Burgerbar machines or a Dyson/Oreck Challenge!!

The calendar.