Why just the blokes with Ms Hoppen?????/

Just wondering why all Her Royal Highness Kelly Hoppen's shows today are with male presenters........................Craig, Anthony and Smarmy Charlie, not one female presenter in sight.

Could it be that all the female presenters haven't had time to practice their curtseying in time I can't wait to watch Cheesey Charlie fawning all over her during his shows with her today.

Yeah, she's not warm and cuddly, so they probably thought the blokes could handle her. Or, maybe they want to target the male market with her wares and thought this was the way to do it.

I'd like to watch her and Julia trying to out royal other, reckon it would be a good laugh.

they probably wouldnt want a cat fight live on air, can you imagine JR or JF presenting with her! Jeez! I think I would pay to see that! :headbang:

Ant is in fawning mode now---- and I was just waiting & he has done it ----slipped in the line
'I sleep 'Au naturelle' ( sp?)they are looking like desparate little boys trying to impress the stone faced Great Aunt?
There will be even more gush from Charlie Boy later.
It is all sooooo STUUUUNNNNING!!!

She was with Clare this morning.

She is actually so insufferable I want to dig out my booboobalas with a rusty butter knife. The last hour was on whilst I was making tea and it went something like this:

Ant: 'We're here with Her Royal Highness Kelly Hoppen who is bringing her exsquisite rnage of bedding and other s**** to us. Now HRH Kelly has some really famous celebrity clients as well as the rich and famous. Your majesty it is so lovely, nay joyous, nay a veritbale thrill on my kidneys to have you with us here...'

KH: 'Yah, thanks a lots, yah. I don't like to talk about my celebrity clients, yah.'

Ant: 'Item number 999 999 the Kelly Hoppen Beige Nightmare Set 999 Thread Count, priced at £4,000,000 for the double. I don't know if the camera can get up close so we can see the opulence of HRH's design...'

KH: 'Oh well done old bean, yah - I hadn't noticed that I'd designed it in that way, yah. Oh, it's such good value - why not buy one for all your family and friends, yah?'

Ant: 'Indeed - and I know it's a considered purchase - but it's such good value when you consider you can go down the market and buy stuff for £20...'

KH: 'Go down the market???? GO DOWN THE MARKET???? THIS IS KELLY HOPPEN DESIGN....OFF WITH YOUR HEAD, INSUBORDINATE...'

Ant: 'I am so very very sorry your Royal Highness. Do excuse that unforgiveable slip of the tongue - please don't send me to the tower please...I'm a good boy I am...'

KH: 'Yah, this is super quality though and I had no idea I'd done this when I didn't design it...'

Ant: 'And this comes in just the one colour Your Royal Kellyness, I can't quite see the monitor from here, what are we actually calling this colour?'

KH: 'We're calling it 'Perfect', yah.'

Ant: 'Jolly good. I think it's actually beige, but never mind...'

KH: 'Yah. These neutrals are so perfect, yah - so perfect. So serviceable...'

Ant: 'And here we have item number 998998 the 'Kelly Hoppen Glass Vase with a few s***** looking plastic flowers in it' priced at £3,000,000 again just another lovely piece and REAL GLASS has been used here, your royal highness...'

KH: 'Yah, it's SUCH good value. Such good value - buy more than one, cos these are such good value. I'm so brilliant...'

Ant: 'Yes you certainly are your royal highness. How we love having you here with your celebrity following and your other things that you do...'

KH: 'Yah, thanks, yah.'

In actual fact some of that dialogue is NOT MADE UP.

cavegirl said:

KH: 'Yah, this is super quality though and I had no idea I'd done this when I didn't design it...'

Ant: 'And this comes in just the one colour Your Royal Kellyness, I can't quite see the monitor from here, what are we actually calling this colour?'

KH: 'We're calling it 'Perfect', yah.'

Ant: 'Jolly good. I think it's actually beige, but never mind...'

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Cavegirl, consider yourself BILLED for my next shipment of Tenas!

Pinkpussycat said:

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:drunk: She actually said that...I swear. For as long as my botty points to the floor she uttered those words...:talking:

thanks Cavegirl, yes a lot of it was said! What did she reply when he said he slept 'Au natural' & he was 'a boy'?But nothing could claw Ant back into her good books when he mentioned the MARKET word.Have you seen KH checking out the competition in Bolton?Think I've seen her in Longsight.

Silver Fox said:

thanks Cavegirl, yes a lot of it was said! What did she reply when he said he slept 'Au natural' & he was 'a boy'?But nothing could claw Ant back into her good books when he mentioned the MARKET word.Have you seen KH checking out the competition in Bolton?Think I've seen her in Longsight.

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I've seen her sniffing round 'Maison Winnie Hepplewaite - Valances, Bedspreads and Krypton Tuning' on Bolton Market (it's next to Bob's Bacon Barm Van and adjacent to Mal's Porn Mart). She was hugely jealous of Winnie's 30 thread count 'Scenes of Crumpsall' bedroom in a bag set. All done in a lovely shade o'mushroom...

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dottiebird said:

Just wondering why all Her Royal Highness Kelly Hoppen's shows today are with male presenters........................Craig, Anthony and Smarmy Charlie, not one female presenter in sight.

Could it be that all the female presenters haven't had time to practice their curtseying in time I can't wait to watch Cheesey Charlie fawning all over her during his shows with her today.

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Claire was on with her in the Morning Show.

please Craig...tell me you've bought the TSV for your poor sister. I haven't slept since i read of her misfortune!

Suki 1 said:

Claire was on with her in the Morning Show.

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Ali K on with her in evening

She looks so sullen and resentful as she stands there, almost as if she is serving a community reparation sentence for crimes against interior design.

I watched a bit of her last night with smarmy, least said about him waving his arms about like a smash advert robot. Anyway I digress, the way she speaks, it seems like such a big effort and she sound soooo cheesed off with the whole thing. Why does she bother. Although have to admit the TSV was nice but I wouldn't buy it because I don't like her.

fredab said:

I watched a bit of her last night with smarmy, least said about him waving his arms about like a smash advert robot. Anyway I digress, the way she speaks, it seems like such a big effort and she sound soooo cheesed off with the whole thing. Why does she bother. Although have to admit the TSV was nice but I wouldn't buy it because I don't like her.

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I must admit I felt exactly the same really liked the TSV, but couldn't bear to give any financial support to such an obnoxious cow!

Silver Fox said:

thanks Cavegirl, yes a lot of it was said! What did she reply when he said he slept 'Au natural' & he was 'a boy'?But nothing could claw Ant back into her good books when he mentioned the MARKET word.Have you seen KH checking out the competition in Bolton?Think I've seen her in Longsight.

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I've seen her sniffing round 'Maison Winnie Hepplewaite - Valances, Bedspreads and Krypton Tuning' on Bolton Market (it's next to Bob's Bacon Barm Van and adjacent to Mal's Porn Mart). She was hugely jealous of Winnie's 30 thread count 'Scenes of Crumpsall' bedroom in a bag set. All done in a lovely shade o'mushroom...

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Think I spied her on Oldham Flea market last Wednesday.
Almost didnt recognise her at first cuz she had 'er 'air in curlers and her pinny on but that miserable owd mug gave her away.
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