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madaunty

Quietly, Very Confused
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somewhere out there... still on the edge
By Jove, I think I've got it.......

Have QVC on in the background, whilst I indulge in the slightly more intellectual pastime of a bit of scrabble via the 'tinterweb.
Glanced up just as Charlie was waxing lyrical over some horrendous plasticky looking "jewels" on a frock, attempting to convince us (himself)? that they looked like the real thing. He then went into "Glen mode" by giving us fashion advice about what to wear with what etc.
And that's when it came to me.
I now know why he talks such twaddle, why the "slow reveal, and the general creepiness etc...
I think he must be hypnotised to some degree - he must zone himself out, in order to be able to talk all the rubbish he does and keep a straight face.
No doubt when he gets back to his dressing room, some lackey clicks their fingers, and a more normal, blokey version reappears, ready to recommence normal manly activities.
It's the only sane explanation,
 

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