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Paul_s

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The charge list is as follows;

1) Selling the Earths resources in the form of Tanzanite (get Greenpeace involved?)
2) James Russell should be made exempt from the 'GIA' for talking bollocks
3) Peter simon should be made exempt from any source of television signals in the known universe (you were funny 20 years ago but not now!)
4) James Russell and Peter Simon should be ousted to Africa and put in an empty Tanzanite mine for all eternity

I want to dress up as a piece of tanzanite and pour Ribena over James Russell so he looks like a berry and a piece of tanzanite.


Thank you please.
 
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