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Anyone want one? It looks worse on tv the picture is quite good
 
Well Sally was saying the other day that she loves Babs Keller's designs - finds them really quirky. It wouldn't really fit in with my decor, so I shall give it a miss. :hi:
 
That cake stand seems a bit sinister to me. Makes me wonder what happened to the rest of Helen Bate's body :confused:
 
I bet you have taken it Greg and you are hiding it in your bed :cheeky: You lust after Helen every time she is on think you like a Blackpool accent :tongue:
 
I reckon if I knelt on it and put on a wig, make up and a miniskirt on and sang "When I'm Cleaning Windows", I think I would look and sound a lot like Helen! :emo:

I would be the first Helen Bates, Miss Blackpool female impersonator.
 
I think we have the first official ShoppingTelly tranvestite perverted weirdo.... Well Greg whatever turns you on mate :sad: Errr be sure to post a picture of it for us won't you:cheeky:
 
Greg said:
I reckon if I knelt on it and put on a wig, make up and a miniskirt on and sang "When I'm Cleaning Windows", I think I would look and sound a lot like Helen! :emo:

I would be the first Helen Bates, Miss Blackpool female impersonator.
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Can i join you? We can be the next Mel & Kim.
 
Maybe this is why Bid are advertising for buying assistants: the buyer's been hitting the drugs before placing orders? :tongue:
 

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