Please pray with the Worry Angels with me for harmony and peace in this forum

Holy Simon Peter of the Shrine of the Perpetual Bowel Motion,

We pray with your Holy Worry Angels of Sit-UpTV.co.uk for peace and harmony in this forum tonight,
We lift up Hooded Claw, Tasi and Bennyxp to you who are hurting and feelin' pain in their lives right now,
May the Holy Angels (+£7.99 p&p +£1.53 premium rate phone call) bless these members
and show them the right path of forgiveness and reconciliation
So they may walk with their hearts refreshed and their wallets open to you,
May they experience the wonders of your Holy Kingdom of Acton with the AA Tanzanite and £1 megadrops.

We also pray for Loubylou so that she may consummate her love for Chris Rhodes
through the almighty power of the Flaccid Hosepipe (£9.99 + p&p + premium rate phone call)
And for Ben Cook, acolyte of the Holy Order of Harbour Bay
so he may appear to us all, in your magnificent light, to model boxer shorts and other figure hugging vestments.

We ask this through our prayers and your jewellery avalanches,

Amen. :star:

That should do the trick :up:

If not, they're going in the bin :smirk:

I've got a strong feeling in my water this will do the trick

I could ask Paul to get his gardening thong out on standby :smirk:

I always have it on. I find wearing them quite comfortable.