Urgent Calling All Gardeners !!

bags · Apr 13, 2012

Richard Jackson has just announced they want plenty of questions for his 11pm show this evening, as they are planning a Gardeners Question Time.

Can anyone tricky Dicky?

:thinking:

Akimbo · Apr 13, 2012

Can you imagine how tongue-tied he'd be if he were trying to answer questions on Radio4's GQT, without plugging flower power or barely germinated plantlets that don't need any nurturning but will produce 12,000 flowers the size of dinner plates in the first month?

Jude xx

bags · Apr 13, 2012

Akimbo said:
Can you imagine how tongue-tied he'd be if he were trying to answer questions on Radio4's GQT, without plugging flower power or barely germinated plantlets that don't need any nurturning but will produce 12,000 flowers the size of dinner plates in the first month?

Jude xx

Are you up for it Jude at 11pm?

Akimbo · Apr 13, 2012

Fraid I know less about gardening than he does! LOL!

Jude xx

ERICS MUM · Apr 13, 2012

bags said:
Richard Jackson has just announced they want plenty of questions for his 11pm show this evening, as they are planning a Gardeners Question Time.

Can anyone tricky Dicky?

:thinking:

I've tricked many Dicks in my life, so I'm sure I could come up with a difficult question for RJ. Trouble is I don't think I could keep a straight face when on the phone, I have a bad habit of laughing at my own jokes !

Bensmum · Apr 13, 2012

Maybe they're bringing Charlie Dimmock in to answer the questions. If not they should. She's got a lot more idea than he has.

Gemma1 · Apr 13, 2012

I would like to ask him if he won his gardening credentials in a raffle.

bags · Apr 13, 2012

I'd like to ask him to produce the scientific research done on Flower Power, cause the video footage with Arnie Rainbow looks like it's shot in a derelict, empty old greenhouse.

Sparklyraindrops · Apr 13, 2012

His answer to every question will the same - ITS AS TOUGH AS OLD NAILS JUST PLANT IT, STAND BACK AND WATCH IT GROW

scarlethammer · Apr 13, 2012

I'd like to ask him how he stops his nose from getting bigger whilst he's presenting

Akimbo · Apr 13, 2012

scarlethammer said:
I'd like to ask him how he stops his nose from getting bigger whilst he's presenting

Flower power?

Loveinamist · Apr 13, 2012

All be texts or twitter or fb, they wont risk live living breathing callers. Rabbit in headlights comes to mind.

greatgable · Apr 13, 2012

Well its 11:25 - no questions yes lol

Loveinamist · Apr 13, 2012

greatgable said:
Well its 11:25 - no questions yes lol

Relief and disappointment for him in one fell swoop!

Urgent Calling All Gardeners !!

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