Bar music

A man enters his regular pub and he hears beautiful music. He says to the barman "where is that lovely music coming from?" the barman points to the end of the bar and on it is a tiny man playing the piano. The barman says "I found a magic lamp which had a genie. He grants me anything I want. You are a good customer do I will let you have a go." the man rubs the lamps and makes his wish and immediately in flies thousands upon thousands of ducks. "I asked for thousands of bucks not ducks!" the barman nodded and replied "yeah the genie is a bit deaf, you don't think I asked for a 12 inch pianist do you?"

Boom boom ;-)

PJ