Fines for QVC presenters - suggestions

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I would start with £500 for every mention of "crisp white shirt."
JF has earned hers today!
When did you last see someone (female) in a crisp white shirt?
Over to you........

Dale - incredible. He'll be on Skid Row within a week.

£100 every time Flinty points and wags her fingers at us. It'll be running into thousands by the end of the show!

'Amazing' should be banned. Nothing on Le Q is amazing apart from the prices!

I'm surprised your first fine wasn't for Julia's ' I'm in a small". We'll call that 10k a go that'll shut her up:hi:

Maybe a £50 fine for every presenter that says they're going to rush to try and order one after the show. That's effectively a £50 for almost every product!!! They must think we all came down in the last shower

There should definately be a fine levied for excessive pillow stroking ... have had a belly full of that today! :dull:

"Or dress it down with jeans and a little t-shirt"

There HAS to be a fine for wearing toe-posts and jeggings together on air unless you are actually demonstrating the product on offer!

A fine for "I can't live without this product"

BurlyBeaR said:

"Or dress it down with jeans and a little t-shirt"

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and a little pump

I've got this at home (CR),
absolutely superb (JH),
phen....nom....inal (Dale),
you are loving this (most of them at times)
cooking up a storm (SB),
this £1000 bracelet would make a lovely stocking filler (Debbie D),
I nom nom nom love munch munch munch Thorntons vomit vomit vomit Chocolates (DG)

janie said:

and a little pump

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and city shorts

Alison should be banned from saying any part of our bodies is an area and fined by removing all her beauty creams and cosmetics for a month!

A fine for oh and I`ve just run out of, used the last of this product hint hint ....

"Lets dip into the hour...."

'Splitting up into gifts' or 'gifting' should be £50 a mention ;-)

I'm loving this....

And Joy is a size 18 High Street......... and Joy is a size 18 High Street.................. and Joy is a size 18 High Street................ and Joy is a size 18 High Street ................and Joy is a size 18 High Street..............


( a remark from Suzi Stroky Adams today was priceless....... talking about the tsv she said "after washing, the sheets take on a personality of their own" eh ????????? my bedding must be real grumpy gits then, cos they're always finding their way onto the floor ! What a ****** stupid inane comment to make, sheets having a "personality" for God's sake)

"for you" - £100

"paintent" - £10,000. That'll teach them to speak properly!!


From mobile, please excuse any silly errors!!

".....as you can see here....." - both Dale and Ali K are culprits of that little annoyance.