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Steve Austin
27-11-2012, 02:46 PM
Being your typical bid.tv viewer, you know the one, old,vulnerable,disabled,easily frightened with nothing to do anymore (apart from wait & give them my pension).
I thought to myself, wouldn't it be great if they made and sold some bid.tv memorabilia.

Heres my first idea! :giggle: ...

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I'd buy one!

I shall add to this thread when I come up with more.
Feel free to add yours.

Greg
27-11-2012, 05:22 PM
Being your typical bid.tv viewer, you know the one, old,vulnerable,disabled,easily frightened with nothing to do anymore (apart from wait & give them my pension).
I thought to myself, wouldn't it be great if they made and sold some bid.tv memorabilia.

Heres my first idea! :giggle: ...

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I'd buy one!

I shall add to this thread when I come up with more.
Feel free to add yours.

Nice one Steve! :tongue:

Please could you do a Bid framed special? One with a DVD cover of Only Fools & Horses, a spray painted special DVD disk (doesn't need to match DVD cover) and an exclusive set of keys belonging to Del Boy's Robin Reliant used on every set the car is in.... nicely framed in a an extra special gold gilt (painted plastic, to you and me) frame. Remember this is exclusive for the ignorant and vulnerable.....sorry, the viewers so it should command a premium price because only 35,000,000 were made + 7.99 p&p + 1.53 premium rate phonecall charge + free punch to James Russell's gob, per item. :rock:

Steve Austin
27-11-2012, 06:14 PM
I'll get to work on that tomorrow.

Cheers Greg.

Steve Austin
28-11-2012, 09:09 AM
I gave it a go Greg.

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Mommabear
28-11-2012, 09:26 AM
Brilliant!! :clapping:

Greg
28-11-2012, 10:03 AM
OMFG! Awesome! :clapping:


You have way too much time on your hands, tho :tongue:

Steve Austin
28-11-2012, 02:02 PM
You have way too much time on your hands, tho

This is very true, but then remember that i'm old, disabled, vulnerable, nothing to do anymore etc,etc apart from watch bid that is (for entertainment value only)...

Cheers :up:

Today I'm gonna start on my next masterpiece:giggle:, an all in one 'wide boy suit' to keep me toasty warm in this cold weather, hmmm, yeeesss!...

Steve Austin
29-11-2012, 05:45 AM
Well finished this one yesterday but being old git was too tired to post it.
Anyway, carrying on with the only fools and horses theme, here's the 'Wideboy' bath robe as modelled by bids very own hot wideboy :giggle: James Russell.

Its getting colder so, if I were you i'd multi buy cos they've all got to go,go,go......

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Now, who/what next :confused3:....

Flying Pigs
29-11-2012, 06:39 AM
Can 't wait for the opportunity to buy the crystal!

Paul_s
29-11-2012, 07:00 AM
Well finished this one yesterday but being old git was too tired to post it.
Anyway, carrying on with the only fools and horses theme, here's the 'Wideboy' bath robe as modelled by bids very own hot wideboy :giggle: James Russell.

Its getting colder so, if I were you i'd multi buy cos they've all got to go,go,go......

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Now, who/what next :confused3:....

I'm not sure about Sally Jaxx having a megaphone. That could possibly crack the earth in half if she started blabbering on through it :D

Wirral70
29-11-2012, 07:10 AM
I wonder what her surname really is, I fancy something like Grimshaw.

Dosen't have quite the same ring does it, Sally Grimshaw?

bidtvbs
29-11-2012, 09:24 AM
she was born Sally Cooper, you don't think she could be Jay cooper the sewing machine man's daughter could you? :thinking:

Mommabear
29-11-2012, 09:27 AM
she was born Sally Cooper, you don't think she could be Jay cooper the sewing machine man's daughter could you? :thinking:

Not the way he looked down her top that time no! :eek:

bidtvbs
29-11-2012, 09:32 AM
I miss Jay Cooper- they should bring him back, the viewers are fickle and have short memories they will have forgotten the watchdog programme by now.

Paul_s
29-11-2012, 04:26 PM
I miss Jay Cooper- they should bring him back, the viewers are fickle and have short memories they will have forgotten the watchdog programme by now.

He's still going strong... buy one from their Amazon store and get a personal thank you from Jay himself!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aag/main?ie=UTF8&asin=&isAmazonFulfilled=&isCBA=&marketplaceID=A1F83G8C2ARO7P&orderID=&seller=a2h2ytm5ciilih

Steve Austin
29-11-2012, 06:17 PM
Today's installment 'BUTTERS'...

Tomorrow, Perfume.

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Greg
29-11-2012, 07:18 PM
Haha! Love ticker shout out at the bottom :tongue:

Steve Austin
30-11-2012, 10:46 AM
To quote a few lines from one of my all time favourite films-Apocalypse Now.

"Smell that? You smell that?
What?
CAC, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
I love the smell of CAC in the morning".....

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'CAC' by Bert & Lill Du Cac....

Steve Austin
01-12-2012, 08:11 AM
I am the god of hell fire and I bring you:
Fire, I'll take you to burn.
Fire, I'll take you to learn.
I'll see you burn!....

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Greg
01-12-2012, 08:56 AM
Your graphic designs are awesome, Steve! :sun:

Mommabear
01-12-2012, 10:15 AM
Love it lol

P&P is well fuzzy

Steve Austin
01-12-2012, 11:28 AM
P&P is well fuzzy

I meant to do that :mysmilie_845:.. (Ok,Mybe Not).

Cheers Mommabear.

Steve Austin
10-12-2012, 05:44 PM
Just adding a new line of product.
Introducing 'Bling-tures'
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Mommabear
10-12-2012, 06:19 PM
Just adding a new line of product.
Introducing 'Bling-tures'
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:clapping:

:mysmilie_518:

:mysmilie_510:

newtobid
10-12-2012, 06:59 PM
kitchen foil plated


brilliant

Steve Austin
13-12-2012, 09:40 AM
The 'BS-Button'
You can actually buy this (not on bid though)...
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Greg
13-12-2012, 09:50 AM
You are so cruel to Nicola George! :giggle:

Steve Austin
13-12-2012, 03:29 PM
You are so cruel to Nicola George! :giggle:

No I aint :wink3:, not my fault she looks like the wicked witch of the west :grin:....

1 MEGADROP
13-12-2012, 09:46 PM
The 'BS-Button'
You can actually buy this (not on bid though)...
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Ha ha, I sat laughing for a couple of minutes at what you have done to Nicola George, is that Peter Simon with the funny lips at the top?

petpixie
13-12-2012, 10:04 PM
This thread has made me chuckle! Brilliant!!!

Wirral70
13-12-2012, 10:15 PM
The 'BS-Button'
You can actually buy this (not on bid though)...
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Brilliant Steve, genuinely hilarious.

Keep them coming, love Mikey Mason and his sideways pointing! What a shyster ha ha:happy:

kitten_with_claws
13-12-2012, 10:16 PM
No idea how I managed to miss this thread originally, must remember to keep an eye on the Bid threads a bit more......totally brilliant! My favs are the 'Wideboy' sheeps' bottom robe & the fire blanket, epic! :up: :clapping: :grin:

Steve Austin
14-12-2012, 06:27 AM
Ha ha, I sat laughing for a couple of minutes at what you have done to Nicola George, is that Peter Simon with the funny lips at the top?

Cheers 1 MEGADROP :up:. Its sposed to be Peter Simon demonstrating the 'Bling-tures' (somewhere else in the thread).

Steve Austin
15-12-2012, 11:25 AM
'FROSTERS'
"Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!"

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Flying Pigs
15-12-2012, 11:31 AM
Take that Mr Mason!

bilky asko
15-12-2012, 09:41 PM
I'd like to point out the person who created the original image that Steve Austin is basing his images on - none other than TV Forum member and Shopping Telly member Bilky Asko.

Please ask your source's permission before using an image, or at the very least give some credit.