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Paul_s
14-12-2012, 04:08 PM
James Russell to his wife: thank god my shift is over selling tat.

Nicola George to her friend: Do you want a fire blanket, you might die a horrible death if you cook your chips in lard.

Peter Simon to his worry angels: I love you all.


thoughts?

merryone
14-12-2012, 05:49 PM
Caroline Lyndsay.......I'm just off to Harrods to buy a gold plated bog roll...Oh who am I kidding? I'm off to Aldi I hear you can buy a pack of 24 for 3...after all I've got a lot of Bullsh*t to clean up!

Nicola George.....Ooooh mum (she can't have a fella!) I've told them that I wear Tommy and Kate dresses all the time.....does that mean Santa won't come?
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Moik the oik....."Oi Babes":puke: "Have ya seen me bass reflex test sheet?" "Whatcha mean, lined the cat's litter tray?"

James Russell......"I'm bullsh*tted out love, pour us a whisky"

Peter simon "Hey Tiddles how are...."agggh you fookin' mangy cat, you've knocked all me worry angels off the shelf....they were high end they were"

radio_dayz
14-12-2012, 05:55 PM
Peter Simon.

Ar Bet, I've had a hard day today with all those Christian Liars!

PJ.
14-12-2012, 07:41 PM
I would love to hear what their mates talk to them about. I wonder how many ask them how they sleep at night?


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radio_dayz
14-12-2012, 09:43 PM
Peter Simon actually just said, "This year has been a my arabis boranalus".

Can you believe it?

Mommabear
15-12-2012, 08:56 AM
Peter Simon actually just said, "This year has been a my arabis boranalus".

Can you believe it?

Yes :giggle:

Wirral70
15-12-2012, 09:05 AM
Yes :giggle:

Yes, so can I Momma.

Let's hope that next year he has a Imgonna Retirus Orgetsackedus