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deedee
15-12-2012, 09:58 PM
Peter Simon really is a liability. He's selling shapewear at the moment and his current item is a pack of slimming shorts/pants which he described as being made of elastene and denim! Probably not the most comfortable shapewear then! :mysmilie_1:

Wirral70
15-12-2012, 10:05 PM
Peter Simon really is a liability. He's selling shapewear at the moment and his current item is a pack of slimming shorts/pants which he described as being made of elastene and denim! Probably not the most comfortable shapewear then! :mysmilie_1:

His descriptions are all over the place.

He just said the champagne they are selling has been DISTILLED for two years!

The man is an absolute cretin.

Wirral70
15-12-2012, 10:08 PM
Yeh & the ditsy woman he's with is said they're award winning and made in England! Errr how the feck can they legally call it champagne then??

This is car crash TV in the extreme tonight.

Worth sticking with though ha ha.

Wirral70
15-12-2012, 10:16 PM
Best comedy all nite Wirral! lol x

Here we go, he's onto jewellery.

He is selling a 'Cosbee and Gent' ring ha ha.

Oh what a tit. He cannot even get their own made up names correct.

Wirral70
15-12-2012, 10:29 PM
Bid...the only place where 0.47 ct ring is verbally described as being almost a ct!

And also where diopside is described as an emerald.

And the assistant called the topaz stones diamonds, absolutely no effort from Shady Simon to correct her either.

deedee
15-12-2012, 10:34 PM
This is car crash TV in the extreme tonight.

Worth sticking with though ha ha.

car crash TV is right Wirral
I don't think the man has managed to finish a sentence yet tonight, it's painful to watch!!

Wirral70
15-12-2012, 10:36 PM
car crash TV is right Wirral
I don't think the man has managed to finish a sentence yet tonight, it's painful to watch!!

He is describing the ring on sale now as Swiss Blue Topaz, it isn't.

It is cheap Mystic Topaz which is made from colourless stones and treated.

The guy is off the scale.