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Enigma
21-12-2012, 09:05 PM
Are you drunk?

Or have you overdone the medication tonight? :taphead:

Wirral70
21-12-2012, 09:13 PM
I don't know about Peter being drunk but the people buying that pen must be.

Peter is very twitchy though, always licking his lips and rolling his tongue around his mouth. Most odd.

bidtvbs
21-12-2012, 09:17 PM
He was out on the lash earlier today with Tommy and Kate.

Enigma
21-12-2012, 09:17 PM
A LOT of people feel the same:

licking of lips (http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/679908)

radio_dayz
21-12-2012, 09:19 PM
Oooo, he sellig a Klaus Koobec now!

Atticus
21-12-2012, 09:21 PM
I was just watching and wondering the exact same thing.

He's SHAMBOLIC tonight, all over the place - definitely been drinking something. :happy:

Wirral70
21-12-2012, 09:23 PM
Peter is getting his Koobecs mixed up with his Aquaswiss, naming all the famous people who wear them.

radio_dayz
21-12-2012, 09:42 PM
Have you ever heard such bloody rubbish?!!!!!

radio_dayz
21-12-2012, 09:47 PM
He'll soon be selling a space diamond ring which is worth thousands!

newtobid
21-12-2012, 09:49 PM
he is in "top form" tonight

brand bingo as i call it literally every desired name in that field mixed in with valuations at least five times to high

he is either very very ill or being very deceitful

radio_dayz
21-12-2012, 09:54 PM
I suppose it was "very unique then"?

radio_dayz
21-12-2012, 10:10 PM
We all need a laugh, and Simon is at his funniest when trying to be serious.

Enigma
21-12-2012, 10:17 PM
We all need a laugh, and Simon is at his funniest when trying to be serious.

Also his most incoherent.

Enigma
21-12-2012, 10:23 PM
Oh goody: he's flogging a triplet opal now.

It's a fine gemstone, apparently.

Enigma
21-12-2012, 10:25 PM
He's "sort of" explained it's not a full stone, but made it sound more like a doublet than a triplet.

Enigma
21-12-2012, 10:29 PM
I'm amazed he said that E! Me thinks they're reading our posts :happy:

Can't be: they're still getting up to dodgy practices!

Enigma
21-12-2012, 10:32 PM
Should have sold for 145 + P&P according to Uncle Pete.

Is rare and unique apparently.

:headbang:

Enigma
21-12-2012, 10:39 PM
HAHAHAHA! PMSL! & What's that girl popping up for keeping on telling us that she can't tell us anything & doing nothing else at all for hours!? In a word BIZARRE!

I think it's something to do with Care in the Community.

radio_dayz
21-12-2012, 10:42 PM
I can take no more of this fool tonight!

Good night all.

Enigma
21-12-2012, 10:43 PM
Night RD: sleep well

Enigma
21-12-2012, 10:48 PM
Dear Peter and all at Bid, please try this website:

http://www.opalsdownunder.com.au/learn-about-opals/introductory/opal-doublets-and-triplets (http://www.opalsdownunder.com.au/learn-about-opals/introductory/opal-doublets-and-triplets)

Enigma
21-12-2012, 10:57 PM
And Max Stuhrling is a "legacy of time". Should sell for over 200 apparently.

Really? (http://www.tractionink.com/watch_wiki/index.php?title=Stuhrling_Original)

Wirral70
21-12-2012, 11:06 PM
Just look at the garbage in this so called special warehouse clearance.

That god awful Rosa Benini sack again amongst lots of other appalling rubbish.

Peter Simon needs to go home and rest, his behaviour is utterly bizarre.

1 MEGADROP
21-12-2012, 11:31 PM
The band on this Tanzanite ring looks awful and its full of dents, Peter says he's never seen a setting like it, I have to agree it looks a right mess

The Insider
21-12-2012, 11:56 PM
Why the feck doesn't someone get him to move his mic cable so it runs up the inside of his shirt, looks such a scruff

mr_rossi
22-12-2012, 12:12 AM
http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/1826/simonlies.png (http://img593.imageshack.us/i/simonlies.png/)

mr_rossi
22-12-2012, 12:19 AM
Peter learns of another batch of Yarvik tablets in the warehouse...

http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/2749/vlcsnap00341.png (http://img802.imageshack.us/i/vlcsnap00341.png/) http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/6627/vlcsnap00342.png (http://img16.imageshack.us/i/vlcsnap00342.png/)

...and is then informed that James Russell will be chosen to sell them.

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/562/vlcsnap00345.png (http://img546.imageshack.us/i/vlcsnap00345.png/)

Wirral70
22-12-2012, 06:37 AM
In all my time I have never seen a sober or healthy person behave in such a way.

I saw some really old clips from the original Bid Up TV on YouTube recently and he is barely recognisable to back then, both looks wise and behaviorally.

Something seriously appears amiss with this guy, the desperation is excruciating. His introduction of the assistant was an incoherent slur. One minute she was new, the next he had worked with her a few months ago and then he couldn't even remember her name. She couldn't have moved her face further to the side when he kissed her, the poor girl looked really uncomfortable.

I would probably feel sorry for him if he didn't misrepresent so many of the items he sells, he needs to go. As much as I cannot abide his lies I have a horrible feeling Bid will be the death of him and I wouldn't want that.

deanos
22-12-2012, 09:03 AM
so what was the big surprise at midnight ?

Wirral70
22-12-2012, 09:24 AM
so what was the big surprise at midnight ?

Tatt.

Rosa Benini binbags (sorry handbags), snoods. inflatable travel pillows, even worse tanzanite jewellery than previously seen and a kids 'piano keyboard' plastic mat that I think you put on the floor and walk on to play the notes.

It was a cavalcade of complete and utter rubbish, even by Bid's standards this was truly ZZZZ grade that could only be described as debris.

Paul_s
22-12-2012, 11:36 AM
You know, I often wonder why our planet hasn't been visited by an intelligent alien species yet in search of new friends et al. Now I know why.

Wirral70
22-12-2012, 03:33 PM
I completely agree with you. I genuinely think like you something is adrift with the whole scenario, which is sad. I don't want to put anyone down for the state of their health but I can't help think that his vulnerability is being used to mislead people. Surely there must be a meeting with presenters & production prior to going on air, in which they decide how to describe and sell the products, it is TV after all?!

It would be quite a good ruse though wouldn't it?, putting all the 'errors' down to poor health.

Whatever the reason I don't think he is fit to be selling goods to the public but neither is Bid Shopping as a whole, in my opinion. Then again look at James Russell, he seems healthy enough (if not increasingly rotund) and the untruths just roll off his tongue, as conclusively proven yesterday with his Montine performance.

Mommabear
22-12-2012, 04:13 PM
It would be quite a good ruse though wouldn't it?, putting all the 'errors' down to poor health.

Whatever the reason I don't think he is fit to be selling goods to the public but neither is Bid Shopping as a whole, in my opinion. Then again look at James Russell, he seems healthy enough (if not increasingly rotund) and the untruths just roll off his tongue, as conclusively proven yesterday with his Montine performance.

Maybe he's eating for two as well as his wife :giggle:

Wirral70
22-12-2012, 04:23 PM
Maybe he's eating for two as well as his wife :giggle:

Ha Ha. He should really update the pictures on his website, and his agents website too as they might mislead people into thinking he is several stones lighter.

Then again maybe he dosen't care for such details, I couldn't comment.

Wirral70
22-12-2012, 09:09 PM
Another utterly shambolic introduction, yet again he forgot the assistants name.

I am glad he finds his monologue amusing but I doubt anybody else does, even the crew are silent when he does his ripoff Larry Grayson turn.

You're 30 years out of date Peter.