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Wirral70

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Given the quite alarming slide of this shopping group it made me wonder what the presenters would do if Sit Up was indeed to go bust?

Caroline Lyndsay - Creates an 80's fashion revival clothing line, and does the modelling
Mike Mason - Stable Hand (He could muck out his Lady/Goddess' horses to earn his keep)
Peter Simon - Spiritualist
Chris Birkett - Run his own Jacket Potato stall in Burnley Market
Justin Hazell - Life Art Model, his lack of clothes would be a boon
Andrea McLean/Lisa Brash - Drag Artists

Any more ideas?
 
Caroline Lyndsay - Tuppaware demonstrator
Mike Mason - Selling out of a suitcase
Peter Simon - Home-help by day. Faith-healer with those ****** angels by night
Chris Birkett - Running a doughnut stall outside the tube station
Justin Hazell - Personal shopper
Andrea McLean/Lisa Brash - Barmaids
Peter Sherlock Selling Avon door to door
James Russell Selling used cars
 
Hillary said:
Caroline Lyndsay - Tuppaware demonstrator
Mike Mason - Selling out of a suitcase
Peter Simon - Home-help by day. Faith-healer with those ****** angels by night
Chris Birkett - Running a doughnut stall outside the tube station
Justin Hazell - Personal shopper
Andrea McLean/Lisa Brash - Barmaids
Peter Sherlock Selling Avon door to door
James Russell Selling used cars
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All good suggestions Hillary, Frumpster and the Night Nurse Fiend certainly have the aggressive style that would suit those roles.

I'm not too sure about Bod being a Personal Shopper though. I wouldn't send him for clothes, he'd never come back with any :giggle:
 
Mike always reminds me of Boycie (only fools & horses) so I'd think he'd be alright selling "upmarket" motors lol.
 
Caroline Lyndsay - I could see her running a Fat Fighters type gig in the town hall
Mike Mason - Male escort
Peter Simon - Soup maker in a soup kitchen
Chris Birkett - Chef de cuisine
Justin Hazell - Vicar
Peter Sherlock - Barber
James Russell - Male model
 
Caroline Lyndsay -get a job in Bon Marche, though it'd would probably be too trendy

Mike Mason - Take up all the leftover stock, bung it in a few suitcases and flog it down Camden market in the most raucous, uncouth manner that you know how.

Andrea Mclean ...die your hair black and go on the books as a Dorien (Birds of a feather) impersonator

Guy Kean - I'm sure there's a job for him in mobility aids somewhere!

Peter Simon - FOR GOD'S SAKE RETIRE!
 
Would any of them get on gemstv, rocks&co etc hmmm no.Paul becque must be laughing getting out while he still can.
The other presenters might fired or let go.
Who thinks this company won't last until the end of the year.
 
Adam82 said:
Would any of them get on gemstv, rocks&co etc hmmm no.Paul becque must be laughing getting out while he still can.
The other presenters might fired or let go.
Who thinks this company won't last until the end of the year.
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Although I found Paul very wearing and could only stomach him in short doses, he is light years ahead of the shower they have now.
 
Mike Mason - Male escort

I think Mike has more of a chance driving one rather than being one!

No doubt Lady Slosh/Gadesh will be in the boot as he drives off the bridge into the River Thames below....
 
Mike Mason - Timeshare salesman in some downmarket and disgusting 'lager lout' Spanish package resort

James Russell - presenter on an X channel

Peter Simon - bingo caller in a Nursing Home, with all the Doris's and the Elsie's
 
Greg said:
Mike Mason - Male escort

I think Mike has more of a chance driving one rather than being one!

No doubt Lady Slosh/Gadesh will be in the boot as he drives off the bridge into the River Thames below....
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What exactly does that mean? Having his partner in the boot as he drives into
a river? That's a rather silly & offensive comment.
 
Wirral70 said:
Given the quite alarming slide of this shopping group it made me wonder what the presenters would do if Sit Up was indeed to go bust?

Caroline Lyndsay - Creates an 80's fashion revival clothing line, and does the modelling
Mike Mason - Stable Hand (He could muck out his Lady/Goddess' horses to earn his keep)
Peter Simon - Spiritualist
Chris Birkett - Run his own Jacket Potato stall in Burnley Market
Justin Hazell - Life Art Model, his lack of clothes would be a boon
Andrea McLean/Lisa Brash - Drag Artists

Any more ideas?
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I was just scrolling down quickly to see the latest addition to this thread, and I read this as "hat stand"! ...And d'ya know what, that's the best idea of the lot, even if I do say so myself!:up:

Dirty Peter would make a dustbin

And Caroline Lyndsay could be a laundry basket!

Sorry Peter Sherlock..You could be a Scarecrow!
 
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Mike Mason - Club 18-30 rep - doing all the bar crawls and selling dodgy booze cruises or working on a car ferry

Justin Hazell - Air stewardess
 
Thunderstorm said:
No-one has said about the great Andy Hodgson.
He would be a great news anchor on BBC Breakfast or the 6pm/10pm news. He is a pleasure to watch.
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you're absolutely right thunderstorm, Andy Hodgson is the best presenter IMO
he's got a great personality, a great sense of humour but he's never inappropriate, tasteless or egotistical, he's a consummate professional and he tells the truth without any BS
Mason could do with taking some tips from him and using him as a role model
I think Andy would be great at hosing his own chat show!
 
I like Andy too. I don't know why but he reminds me of one of those really nice school teachers you had.
 

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