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As we all know some of Q's presenters are visiting their local job centre, which got me thinking:


1. If you had to do it all over again what job would you do?

2. What jobs should the presenters apply for (just in case they are next for their P45)
 
Claire Sutton should apply for a job narrating children's stories.
Alison Young would be good at Bondage & Domination.
Debbie Flint back to the market stall.

Lynn:nod:
 
lynnonthelake said:
Alison Young would be good at Bondage & Domination.

Lynn:nod:
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I should imagine she would be very good at that. Lol!

I remember that time she said she was having some work done on the Farm, and the Fellas all assumed she was a lady of the night: As they saw her going about by day looking normal and then she would get all dolled up, complete with telly tart makeup, and get in the car and drive off for an evening shift.
 
Chloe would make a good barmaid in a Rugby club bar.
JF should be a bailiff and harrass people for money. There would be no escaping from her !
AY should be a Matron with her box shaped dresses, stern looks and do as I say voice.
Charlie could be a magician with his slow reveal.
 
something where they could use all this fabrication they never shut up about

Jobs they CAN'T do:


Non of them could do a job where you can't be colour blind as they can't get to grip with simple colours.

Chuntley can't work on the tills at Asda coz she is totally incapable of adding two simple numbers together.

Julia can't work in Evans cos she's a small don't you know
 
As your job centre manager I have the following vacancies please forward your nominations:


Bingo caller

used car salesperson

Ann Summers consultant

Avon lady


undertakers make up assistant

tanning salon totty
 
I could imagine

Julian Ballantyne - a gym manager.
Jill Franks - Daily Mail columnist. I get the feeling she's bitter and twisted enough!
Debbie Greenwood - Presenter on This Morning
Charlie Brook - Isle of Wight Tourist Board Manager
Craig Rowe - Owner of business specialising in niche market holidays!
Jilly Halliday - Crystal Gayle impersonator
Will Gowing - PA to Alison Young
Chloe Everton - Manager of Club Reps on an 18-30's holiday destination such as Kavos!
Ann Dawson - Televangelist
Pipa Gordon - Journalist specialising in 80s music ie Hazel O'Connor / T'pau etc
Sarah Shurety - Public toilet cleaner!
Alison Keenan - Think she deserves to keep her current job. I quite like her in a way.
Jackie Kabler - model for knitting patterns.
Suzy Adams - Sleepwear bedclothes buyer for Primark.
 
Julius said:
I could imagine

Julian Ballantyne - a gym manager.
Jill Franks - Daily Mail columnist. I get the feeling she's bitter and twisted enough!
Debbie Greenwood - Presenter on This Morning
Charlie Brook - Isle of Wight Tourist Board Manager
Craig Rowe - Owner of business specialising in niche market holidays!
Jilly Halliday - Crystal Gayle impersonator
Will Gowing - PA to Alison Young
Chloe Everton - Manager of Club Reps on an 18-30's holiday destination such as Kavos!
Ann Dawson - Televangelist
Pipa Gordon - Journalist specialising in 80s music ie Hazel O'Connor / T'pau etc
Sarah Shurety - Public toilet cleaner!
Alison Keenan - Think she deserves to keep her current job. I quite like her in a way.
Jackie Kabler - model for knitting patterns.
Suzy Adams - Sleepwear bedclothes buyer for Primark.
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Spot on in so many ways!
 

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