Crap product alert! Back Nodger Massager

...anything with a massager and Peter Simon is away with the fairies. :mysmilie_15:

Peter Simon just said "get your nodger and utilise it". I feel sick and may need to lie down...

When I first saw Mark Ryes selling the Nodger a few weeks ago the first thing I thought was 'Imagine Dirty Peter with that'.

Vile.

Oh no, please not the nodger again
It was bad enough when Mark Ryes got his nodger out but I simply could not bear to watch DP with it
Even the thought makes me sick in my mouth - it's just gross

deedee said:

Oh no, please not the nodger again
It was bad enough when Mark Ryes got his nodger out but I simply could not bear to watch DP with it
Even the thought makes me sick in my mouth - it's just gross

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Mark was pretty dignified when he sold it apart from some very mild innuendo, sadly dignity has long since left Dirty Peter's sales patter.

I'm sorry to be so outspoken here but I really do find him disgusting uke:

i just caught the two Peters strutting their stuff with their nodgers out.... it reminded me of crappy porn video from the late 1970's.... over acted and all fake....!!!:mysmilie_12:

Oh and Mikey has shaved his head !!!:mysmilie_51:

stunning! said:

i just caught the two Peters strutting their stuff with their nodgers out.... it reminded me of crappy porn video from the late 1970's.... over acted and all fake....!!!:mysmilie_12:

Oh and Mikey has shaved his head !!!:mysmilie_51:

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You could glue those two Peter's together and you probably still wouldn't get a fifth of a genuine presenter.

I don't know if they practice at appearing to be flaky but whatever they do they've succeeded :mysmilie_59:

Dreadful, full of themselves and beyond phoney. Awful.

Wirral70 said:

Mark was pretty dignified when he sold it apart from some very mild innuendo, sadly dignity has long since left Dirty Peter's sales patter.

I'm sorry to be so outspoken here but I really do find him disgusting uke:

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Mark is in a different league, he sells products and, if appropriate, uses his brand of humour, I think it would be difficult for him to be offensive
He's a polished professional
No apology needed to me for your opinion Wirral, I think I can probably trump you in my disgust of DP!

deedee said:

Mark is in a different league, he sells products and, if appropriate, uses his brand of humour, I think it would be difficult for him to be offensive
He's a polished professional
No apology needed to me for your opinion Wirral, I think I can probably trump you in my disgust of DP!

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I'd like to think off screen he's a nice man.

On screen he knocks me sick.

stunning! said:

i just caught the two Peters strutting their stuff with their nodgers out.... it reminded me of crappy porn video from the late 1970's.... over acted and all fake....!!!:mysmilie_12:

Oh and Mikey has shaved his head !!!:mysmilie_51:

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really stunning, did you have to??
I was feeling queasy enough after the thought of DP with his nodger out and you turn it into a full on barf fest with the mention of both Peters playing with the nodger like 70's porn stars - in my head I'm seeing them in cheap suits with big bushy moustaches - it's not pretty!
stunning, I'll get my therapist to send you the bills for my rehab! :mysmilie_17:

P.S. I'd just like to make it clear that I haven't actually watched any 70's porn......I don't think! :wonder: