If Bid presenters were a body part which would it be?

Let's keep this clean, please :mysmilie_12:

Peter Simon would be the lower back because that is where the massage products excite him the most.

well i would think that Peter Shitlock would be a rectum.... blows a lot of hot air, sometimes passes on something unpleasant... and certain times of the day is very very noisy.... :mysmilie_17:

Russell would be the crook of the arm, Jenny Gobb would be the mouth.
Mason would be the dome of the head and Sally Klaxxon would be the bosom.
Peter Simon would be the left buttock and Peter Sherlock chin stubble.
Frumpy Headtilt would be a crick in the neck and Guy Kean the navel.

I think Dirty Peter would be a neck.........a brass one

Mike Mason has to be a Haemorrhoid as he's the worst possible pain in the backside.

The good news is effective treatments are at hand, for instant relief his LandLady/Goddess just sends him to work away for 4 days. She grins and bears the painful discomfort for the other 3 safe in the knowledge he's paying for all her horses sugar lumps.

Dirty Peter is surely The Appendix. It dosen't serve any real purpose but can become very nasty if it becomes inflamed.

It's removal is highly recommended.

Peter Sherlock would be the lower colon, packed full of ****!

Mike Mason is a right tit

Thank you and goodnight