Snail serum? What the hell next?
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They should mop up the silver trail that Sherlock leaves as she slides around the studio. Schlock Serum.
I'd cover him in salt :mysmilie_59:
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God knows. First it was apple seed, then snake oil. And what about all the poor mares who bought the bee venom serum last week, only to be told that snail serum is now the best thing ever?
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Flying Pigs
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Could be tricky to produce as the snails have to be starved to ensure there is no poison in their digestive tracts.
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The snail serum has been around for a while now. You can buy it for a euro in the Chinese shops in Spain.
You can buy 50ml of Dr Organic Snail Gel in Holland and Barrett for £19.99 + £1.99 p+p (this is the exact product that seems to be mostly talked about in the press)
Bid want £39.99 for 30ml + £7.99 p+p for their version.
So you could buy 100ml of Holland & Barrett's product, delivered, and still have some change left from what Bid charge for just 30ml. In fact they don't charge anything for delivery if you buy 2.
http://www.hollandandbarrett.com/pages/product_detail.asp?pid=5150
http://www.bid.tv/ProductDescriptionPage.aspx?Id=5558742&Cat=4&Sub=37&Type=Categories
It's yet another fantastic Bid TV 'bargain'. What chance Lisa Brash absolutely luvvvvvvvvvvvvvs it?
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Look out for bull shyte paste mask.........can only be a matter of time when it's been flying about for so long
Wirral- You now OWN Sherlock. I would say he is probably scared s***less to go into Birkenhead for fear he might bump into you:mysmilie_13:
I wouldn't want to borrow Schlock let alone own him.
And can there be a more apt product for this lot?
And they have it in abundance. A real money spinner.
Just seen Shiny Face the make up man (who has turned bright orange) flogging the snail serum with Mason and Jenny Gobb.
What a shower they are!
The sales message was so confused and obscure that it made no sense at all-Shiny Face was spouting absolute gobbledegook while Mason did his nodding dog routine. Jenny Gobb was busting to butt in but was so baffled as to what the serum was supposed to do that she was dumbstruck.
Hilarious!
What a shower they are!
The sales message was so confused and obscure that it made no sense at all-Shiny Face was spouting absolute gobbledegook while Mason did his nodding dog routine. Jenny Gobb was busting to butt in but was so baffled as to what the serum was supposed to do that she was dumbstruck.
Hilarious!
You have to wonder why Shiny Herrington (who Gollum just said was Chief of Artistry at Bobbi Brown for over 8 years) is now touting Poundland Shampoo and Snail Shite on Bid TV.
It's hardly a promotion is it?
I heard a rumour Sherlock has been given an asbo banning him from whole of the Wirral for being a charlatan but I don't know if it's true:mysmilie_19:
I don't know about that but I'd imagine there are lot of people in Wirral who would like him to explain how T J Hughes in Birkenhead sells all flavours of Sexxy Shoo for £4.99 when he says it's a-maz-ing value for well over £20 all in.
Well over £20!
PJ.
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Never have a read a post which assaults on all the senses at once. In my ears I have a horrible sloppy sound, my eyes, well let's just say mental image ain't good, my nose is imagining the smell and the worse of all is the taste I am sending in the back of my mouth. As for touch lets not go there either
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