No more Laurelle, Sturling, Tommy & Kate

What other 'brands' will you 'miss'?

Greg said:

What other 'brands' will you 'miss'?

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JPD
Elegance (fashion)
Dr Keller
Dr Cringles
Christin Lars (nobody knows horology like he does™ Russell)
Thomas Earnshaw
Skin Pharmacy
Devine Decadance (£5 a bottle 100% markup/profit)
Terribletek
Gener8 (CE-non compliant, harzardous upto 240v shock therapy)
Prolectrix TV dongle - who needs Sky™ (© Mike Mason) - free porn edition (Thai language, english subtitles)
Ocean Audio (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IRc8YZeoNI )

My mum said she will "miss" the long story every time Elizabeth Grant is sold.

Gangsta Hustler Aftershave
Nikki Beach Perfume

I don't know the brand name but i'll miss all that luxury bedding that you'd expect to see, in a Boutique Hotel, on a rainy night, in Paris.

Cyclax....

Mommabear said:

Cyclax....

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Cyclax is like **** in a field, it's everywhere. You need not worry about running out of that. If it's a cheap shop the chances are they'll stock it.

I'm more concerned about where i'll pick up my Diamond Gimpy Masks, they cost a fraction of the price on Bid :mysmilie_59:

Wirral70 said:

Cyclax is like **** in a field, it's everywhere.

You need not worry about running out of that. If it's a cheap shop the chances are they'll stock it.

I'm more concerned about where i'll pick up my Diamond Face Masks.

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Maybe you could try crushing up some diamonds and making your own

Mommabear said:

:mysmilie_17:

Maybe you could try crushing up some diamonds and making your own

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I could do, when you take postage into account it would probably still have been cheaper than Bid :mysmilie_59:

Those beautiful Rosa Benini bags

On a serious note, it is a shame so many people have lost their jobs

Monster Glue

Betty Boop perfume. But not too worry Beauty Base in Westfield sell it cheaply if I want some. Which I don't. I prefer Calvin Klein CK1 which is massively discounted this week in The Perfume Shop in Superdrug for a large bottle.

Skin pharmacy.
Sallehs fashion designs.
The solar powered dragon statue, the one that brought on Mikes story about his dragon tatt watching over little 'un.
Solar powered meerkat bird bath.
Meerkat gnomes. Yes, you read that correctly.
Faux fur throws with lion, tiger face.

Laurelle Sexy Shoo is available for £4.99 at T J Hughes, and has been for months. They seems to have truck loads of the stuff.

Not only with the Sandalwoods and the Pink Peppers, not only the Mandarin and the Osmanthus. I love this, why? Coz it's one of the most extraordinary of the Orientals. Just av a buy :mysmilie_59:

Joking aside let's take a moment to remember the complete and utter bullshit that Schlocko and the rest of his cohorts said about this brand when they started selling it, sometimes for around £40 all in. Wasn't it delicious to see their pitches change when we discovered where Laurelle was really from? There was no mention of Southend until that happened.

Shameful. But it got them nowhere in the end, as it never would.

I'm just sorry I'll never again have the chance to experience the woody delights of Oud Fragrance.

where am I gonna find a WORRY ANGEL now?

earwig said:

where am I gonna find a WORRY ANGEL now?

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I know just the bloke - Lee from Ventnor - Got loads , he's in the phonebook.:mysmilie_59:

Poor Lee from Ventnor..whats he gonna do now...poor man will have so much time on his hands. .but luckily enough now have some cash to spend

earwig said:

Poor Lee from Ventnor..whats he gonna do now...poor man will have so much time on his hands. .but luckily enough now have some cash to spend

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In the last few days - I got 2, 16GB MP3 players and one 32GB micro sd card from a well know auction site (Brand New) and got change from £8.00. Yes folks £8.00 (that included P & P). Lee from Ventnor will be fine - just think of the money he could save - You can thank me later Lee. :mysmilie_59:

Lee from Ventnor has started the wonderful and heart warming charity organisation in aid of Gollum its called Help Gollum I'm down £12k fund, A charity bingo night will be arranged soon with more news to follow on this monumental night, But I can already confirm for a line the prize is a bottle of divine decadence presented by our very own Peter perfume.

Not to worry buyers **** at bid may have gone but we can all meet up for a few games of bingo and a good old jolly known that we are helping OUR Gollum. :sun:

S C O said:

Lee from Ventnor has started the wonderful and heart warming charity organisation in aid of Gollum its called Help Gollum I'm down £12k fund, A charity bingo night will be arranged soon with more news to follow on this monumental night, But I can already confirm for a line the prize is a bottle of divine decadence presented by our very own Peter perfume.

Not to worry buyers **** at bid may have gone but we can all meet up for a few games of bingo and a good old jolly known that we are helping OUR Gollum. :sun:

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Joking aside it's not beyond the realms of possibility that Gollum will end up in a Bingo Hall, as a caller.

But I dread to think how sexist his number chants would be. And he shouldn't call the winner a mutant. :mysmilie_59: