historymystery
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:mysmilie_13:Oh dear me, is it obvious that they haven't got enough stock to fill the hour? Anyone noticed him repeating lines from "Bridge Over Troubled Water"? He's been using lines from that song all the way through - he is such a fraud, he's not got an original thought in his head. And I roared with laughter when the camera cut back to him suddenly, and he rushed to hide the sheet he was reading from! He keeps talking about "ether" - think he means Easter and personally, if I had some ether available, I'd use it to put him out of his misery.
And what stock it is he's selling! Cheapo-looking gold and silver crosses + chains with PLATING, PETER, PLATING, PLATING, (he claimed at the beginning "it's 18ct gold", but I think someone must have had a word in his earpiece, as he is now saying silver plated and gold plated). "It is the gift of faith, of acknowledgement", "this is not only to love and to indite(what?), this is not only a voice in the dark of a child wrapped in swaddling clothes", "it is a request of light, of glory". "It is the impossible moment, when no one-else is around you, to have something to say, the soul, the ray of light, it is the beginning". "It is the dome of the basilica of the heart" "it is the heart of amazing grace". (oh no, please don't let him start singing "Amazing Grace" - have pity...). He's saying "it's £17.50 and it's on easypay" - no it isn't £17.50, Pope Pete, its price is £34.99 ....get yer facts right for once...
Someone put him out of his misery......the dreadful long pauses, the hushed tones, the constant mumbling complete and utter tripe that falls from his lips (and his grasp of history 'ain't too good either, because much of what he's said is totally inaccurate historically). BUT : "it's the light of the new day"...(more likely the light of someone's ciggi which they've just lit up to calm their nerves..)
And what stock it is he's selling! Cheapo-looking gold and silver crosses + chains with PLATING, PETER, PLATING, PLATING, (he claimed at the beginning "it's 18ct gold", but I think someone must have had a word in his earpiece, as he is now saying silver plated and gold plated). "It is the gift of faith, of acknowledgement", "this is not only to love and to indite(what?), this is not only a voice in the dark of a child wrapped in swaddling clothes", "it is a request of light, of glory". "It is the impossible moment, when no one-else is around you, to have something to say, the soul, the ray of light, it is the beginning". "It is the dome of the basilica of the heart" "it is the heart of amazing grace". (oh no, please don't let him start singing "Amazing Grace" - have pity...). He's saying "it's £17.50 and it's on easypay" - no it isn't £17.50, Pope Pete, its price is £34.99 ....get yer facts right for once...
Someone put him out of his misery......the dreadful long pauses, the hushed tones, the constant mumbling complete and utter tripe that falls from his lips (and his grasp of history 'ain't too good either, because much of what he's said is totally inaccurate historically). BUT : "it's the light of the new day"...(more likely the light of someone's ciggi which they've just lit up to calm their nerves..)
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