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Just watching the Drill All drill bits, and was looking forward to watching the guest drilling through a concrete lentil :mysmilie_13: and it is the most extaordinary product he has ever brought to air.
 
I have a vision of him spinning around with the drill when it jams, i should not laugh though as a tradesman myself you must be safety aware with drills.
 
I have visions of him trying "ooooh Mrs! A hole......eh? A hole" queue double entendre, sucked in cheek and looks up and down at camera.
 
Muttley said:
The tooth fairy, fake? You'll be telling me the Easter Bunny doesn't exist next!

I can't watch Peter on the drill bits show, I fear the excitement may be too much for me bearing in mind Peter's hysteria when viewing the demos.
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No! No! I apologise! The Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny are real........forgive me :mysmilie_477:

It's funny when he goes into the "Thomas Kincade" drawl, as if he's commentating for a Royal wedding......then get all excited about Moira C scarves and screw bits!!!!!! Oh yes the mans and idiot and why IW employ him is anyone's guess.
 
shopperholic said:
No! No! I apologise! The Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny are real........forgive me :mysmilie_477:

It's funny when he goes into the "Thomas Kincade" drawl, as if he's commentating for a Royal wedding......then get all excited about Moira C scarves and screw bits!!!!!! Oh yes the mans and idiot and why IW employ him is anyone's guess.
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Your apology is accepted Shoppeholic. You are right about the Kinkaid presentations, they are hilarious! He is nearly in tears with emotion and I love it when he wears his checked suit a bow tie in reverence of the grand "artist"!
 
Muttley said:
Your apology is accepted Shoppeholic. You are right about the Kinkaid presentations, they are hilarious! He is nearly in tears with emotion and I love it when he wears his checked suit a bow tie in reverence of the grand "artist"!
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Thanks Muttley :mysmilie_508: He was nearly crying, or should I say faux crying, when he was flogging that Sit n Cylce bike because he'd lost a pound in weight, imagine if he'd have lost two, he'd have been been hysterical, no consoling him if he'd lost a stone!
 
shopperholic said:
Thanks Muttley :mysmilie_508: He was nearly crying, or should I say faux crying, when he was flogging that Sit n Cylce bike because he'd lost a pound in weight, imagine if he'd have lost two, he'd have been been hysterical, no consoling him if he'd lost a stone!
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I have seen that, implying that this saved his life cos he couldn't go to a gym and get fit.
 

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