Mommabear

what a pathetic thread to start this is

He said earlier on when selling the laundry eggs that they have the washer on every couple of days, seems a lot of laundry for someone...

'I'd love ya to text in and tell me how you got on' Imagine? The delete button was never pressed so fast!

Charlie?? Your Highness?? Didn’t we Charlie, do…Weren’t these meant…Charlie? May I drop at your feet, my Morrow of Oleaginousness Liege...

Have a buy. Just buy them all. Even if you hang upside down in a wardrobe. I don't care..Just buy them all. Wonderful Muriel...I tell it...

Pillow has 10% goose down only, but he won't mention that.

He was only leering at us all last night. Surely at his age, and level of medical interventions (so he tells us), he must need at least...

That must a bacterial rather than biological wash.

He now uses the phrase "they will help may help" as a default. He can't stop himself saying "will help" when making unproven health...

Puriel and Meter…never seen in the same room together. That tall, broad shouldered, thinning haired old lady sitting in the modest...

Starts with f ends in ing liar.

So did we, when i was a kid, proabbly about 10 ish, one tea time mum had a pan of lard on to heat ready for the chips, but my uncle...

Surprised he gets anyone to join him in his flea hidden, mould infested hovel!

I bet her postman needs chiropractic treatment!

Where did they find that cook? Does he have his own establishment in a lay-by on the A11?