Mommabear

Of all the things a shopping telly presenter can do, this is absolutely definitely the WORST! Declare their love of Hitler in the...

Pedro and his ****** first layer leather!

Oh darn it, didn't realise this was one of my gender flip days, was dressed in my male attire for my morning hobble with a trusty cane...

Yesterday Pedro said that Laurelle was one of the top perfume houses. Just checked and they are based in a business park in Canvey Island...

He doesn’t know the words to Nellie the Elephant. He is an embarrassment.

I don't think he would, most of it would be unrepeatable!

Muriel’s front room….

Got to be honest. I prefer silver. Always have, always will. I hate platinum, to me it's grey and not very reflective. I don't like...

I reckon Muriel might be related to the infamous Lee from Ventnor. Those of us watching Bid TV years ago will undoubtedly remember him...

Don't Gemporia claim to offer "affordable jewellery"? Hattie's final sale was a hideous "Rhodium Flash Baroque Pearl Necklace". The...

Or maybe they were inside, but just decided they didn't want to tune into Gemporia to see Troth waffling for an hour or see more gold...

Muriel's bought the safe. She can lock it in the Rolson safe she bought.

Those peacocks were on yesterday

He's going to buy a dictionary 🤣 But it's a safe!

I know you have folk of different wage packets or whatever, so they have to cater for all, but if it's set in silver: leave it at that...