madaunty

I work part time as a school cleaner.I spend half my working life removing drawings of todgers from desks and walls.

You’re a nicer friend than me. I wouldn’t dared have take it back. There is no danger of me ever wearing and returning anything to a...

Not so much a mistake as a repeat purchase. Mr MA, at my request bought me a B&W spider brooch, which I loved. I then managed to lose...

Tea snort!

Just been for a look. Oh, dear. Looks like she’s being born, with her little head poking out of all that pink.

Would hazard a guess that as her range is ever increasing and gets a lot of air time, that the return rate must be pretty low.

I call mine the Jenga cupboard- you have to be so careful when taking one out, or the whole thing will fall on you!

Nay, nay and thrice nay! (Frankie Howerd)

I had same note - no more. But I got this set last year and love it so have ordered the lilac. I've just looked and it's £7 odd cheaper...

When my sons clear our house out one day .. I’ll have loads of toot like this falling out the cupboards 😂

Oh, go on. Surely you can find a use for that pwitty pink. Or the fwesh yellow. And no postage!

Note to self…. You do not need any more L & L, not even new ones in pretty colours with stackable lids…. You do not need any more L & L...

And Jeyes Fluid…….love the smell of Jeyes….

Yes, that good advice of wearing it when walking the dog. Kim Mendelsson once recommended a long floaty dress for dog walking. Not...

I just use the coloured Nivea lip balms now and have abandoned lipstick altogether. Have the lip balms in every coat pocket and handbags.