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I thought you aren’t allowed to suggest a direct celebrity endorsement or trademarked fictional character name to product association without permission? Didn’t Mason say as such when he alluded to similar when Streaky was first fried? But equally putting the image of the most famous fictional...

Emil Savundra? John Bingham?

Two fried eggs and a tin of beans.

He seems fairly non-hysterical and articulate to me. An new aspect Ideal World could do well with.

Depends if it is a ferocious enough chicken doing it to him.

Ah…but is he there under a different name?

He is an extremely perplexing character above all. People with no apparent social media presence relaying all sorts of unsubstantiated fantasies (oxymoron)…are always interesting case studies..

Highgate Cemetery.. No luck there for him either. As for his ‘celebrity’ anecdotes..just like his products descriptions, and his length of tenure in the industry utterings… several more illustrations of what he think about naivety of his audience. I.E…tell ‘em anything.

In the '80s he was anywhere from around 18 to 28. At that period in his life what exactly would he be doing in the States so high profile he hooks up with Debbie Reynolds? It's possible, so you cannot definitely disprove it, but along with so much else he claims, it is without any trackable...

Isn’t that similar to James Blunt’s story (and I believe him) about becoming a friend of Carrie Fiisher and Debbie Reynolds’s when he first touring in the USA? I think he was probably working as Ronald McDonald at that time, touring the East Midlands of America…

I saw similar pots as part of a job lot on Storage Wars.

He looks like what he is. Somebody who can't accept the ageing pocess.

Hammy from Aberdeen (she!) has bought two canes, Walter says. I will let the sad old fu…get on with his games now, OK? New studio, my ars…

£7.99 sunglasses. Anybody got all four? No, you old fuc.. Wonderful. Well done. I say get them all for reason alone that you are saving loads of money and buying something that you don’t need. Next…canes…New studio for this sh..?

Was there ever one - really? They've been going since August, is it? You think even with any signing off issues that would have been addressed by now? They sell predominantly £9.99 tat. Why do they even need a bigger space to do that?