Random musings and general banter.

[Dr Quincy MkII]

I had many an argument trying to convince my former wife that Keith Lemon was not a real person. She refused to believe this - despite being shown the facts that he is a ‘comic’ creation of somebody else.

And Avid Merrion is also the same (Leigh Francis) but quite a few people believed he was real and not a comedy character

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

And Avid Merrion is also the same (Leigh Francis) but quite a few people believed he was real and not a comedy character

There is a blast from the past. Avid Merrion, made famous by Big Brothers Little Brother. Avid lived in his London flat for a long time with his dead mother slouched in one cupboard and Craig Phillips from the 1st series of Big Brother chained up in another.

 

[Jazzydrury]

When I think of Avid Merrion 3 names spring to mind

Craig David
Matthew Wright
John Leslie

 

[Jazzydrury]

Two Videos

 

[Jazzydrury]

Wonder if Sally Jacks has handed out any free meals yet

Hello Boys and Girls, My name is Sally, and I’m here from England, with some free meals for you, Thank you Sally they would reply, She would say don’t thank me, well thank me for getting guallable people in the uk, to buying utter rubbish I sell them , telling them it’s good, but we all know don’t we children, it’s rubbish

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Maybe Pedro owns this book, along with watching celebrity juice, to get his ideas and twisted catchphrases.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/163636587877

 

[cheeky chappie]

Latest update from her socials: She is so angry she remains flushed in the cheeks…How could her beloved luggage just ROLL away!! It must be some criminal chain involved. She remains intent on lifting the lid on events…Sheets of evidence of criminal negligence being prepared. She feels completely wiped out..Possibly to sue several t urd parties.

The icing on the cake would be on the very day they return home and turn the key in the door for them to receive a text message saying 'your luggage has now arrived at its destination, thank you for using our service.'

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Wonder if Sally Jacks has handed out any free meals yet

Hello Boys and Girls, My name is Sally, and I’m here from England, with some free meals for you, Thank you Sally they would reply, She would say don’t thank me, well thank me for getting guallable people in the uk, to buying utter rubbish I sell them , telling them it’s good, but we all know don’t we children, it’s rubbish

she's eating them all because her luggage didn't arrive. It contained 500 boxes of Weetabix

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Wonder if Sally Jacks has handed out any free meals yet

Hello Boys and Girls, My name is Sally, and I’m here from England, with some free meals for you, Thank you Sally they would reply, She would say don’t thank me, well thank me for getting guallable people in the uk, to buying utter rubbish I sell them , telling them it’s good, but we all know don’t we children, it’s rubbish

who are we kidding she will take ALL the credit and even claim she came up with the idea

 

[cheeky chappie]

I don't get (or accept) this dubious 'not a direct comparison' lark.

They don't always give the brands involved and the whole concept seems to be based on the looky-likey principle.

Thus for example, they might be comparing a cheap pair of deck shoes at £20 to top siders at £200+. Yes, there may be a resemblance but the gap in design and quality is huge.

It's a spurious exercise.

Just another sales tactic to dupe the viewer. TJC love doing it probably Gemporia also, e.g. showing an x carat ring for sale somewhere else for £5k whilst they're selling a 'similar' ring for £299.99.

It means feck all, as with most things in selly telly land.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Shona and Joe selling a air fryer

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I have seen these type of lights in them little booklets full of tat you get in the Sunday papers.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

My bullshit detector is in operation for Mason of Mikes. Choose the price he wants to sell at.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Two Videos

Jim Bowen and Mel B starting at 1 min 17 sec.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I’ve seen it all now.. I HAVE SEEN IT ALL…A pretend camera…Fu….’ell. Reading the box on-air for the pretend instructions. All the meticulous prep they do an’ all.

Love the son analogy to distract from the screwing in that isn’t screwing in on this quality piece of kit.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I switched off when he had them coir doormats back on.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What a way to earn a living. Albeit a good one no doubt. It’s the poor saps buying this stuff you feel sorry for. You have to admire him for keeping a straight face when he’s selling this cr…merchandise. Open mic now…

 

[Lord Helpus]

I’ve seen it all now.. I HAVE SEEN IT ALL…A pretend camera…Fu….’ell. Reading the box on-air for the pretend instructions. All the meticulous prep they do an’ all.

Love the son analogy to distract from the screwing in that isn’t screwing in on this quality piece of kit.

Spend £30 to site 3 dummy security cameras around your home.

Mike says.

And he knows a thing or two about fakes.

 

[galesgal57]

£20.50 from Amazon for the Regatta jacket.

 

[ianrobo111]

Shona and Joe selling a air fryer

Is Joe on with Mike in a bit