I want to put an end to this 'Captain's Table' fallacy. I have been on 10 Cunard cruises spanning a period of 10 years, and neither I nor anyone I have met has EVER been invited to the Captains Table.
I rather suspect that those who only occupy 'standard' suits - ie inside/outside/balcony do not qualify. Which means that those who are invited inhabit the most expensive suits/cabins on board ship.
Conclusion: that if they are paying the sort of money to pay for the added luxury, then they are in an income bracket who do not buy their fashion from ****** QVC !!!! therefore Kim/Nina Lennard/Anttony/Renee/Michelle need not be under any illusion that their cheap polyester will grace any evening reception on board ship ! so these two a penny presenters need to do their homework and research the facts before putting anyone under false illlusions.
Rant over,