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The vicar asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I wish to express praise for an answered prayer. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible motorcycle...

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They...

Sorry I've forgotten how to create a link that you can open but copy and paste this and have a look at it, its unbelievable I've Googled it to make sue it's not a spoof ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvp_amzfbkIhttp

A married couple are travelling by car from Victoria to Prince George. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four...

No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It...

There is an old hotel/Pub in Marble Arch, London which used to have gallows adjacent. Prisoners were taken to the gallows (after a fair trial of course) to be hanged. The horse drawn dray, carting the prisoner was accompanied by an armed guard, who would stop the dray outside the pub and ask the...

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialities, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: Dr...

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the...

I'm should be getting my two kittens in the next couple of weeks (I can't wait) but I haven't decided on what I'm going to call them yet, it's normal for me not to make the final choice until I get them. My friend says that they're one of each so I'm thinking of Lily and Archie but thought as...

Third " Nile " virus is coming ....... thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965 ...... Symptoms: 1.. Causes you to send the...

The winter boots (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this) Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her reception class pupils put on his boots? He asked for help and she could see why, even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on...

If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet........God willing, someday you will be....... The 2.99 Special We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special'...

After being married for 50 years, a man took a careful look at his wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.” “Now ... We have an $800,000...

I recently purchased a fairly expensive item on ebay which I paid for via PayPal, it's not yet been sent (I won't bore you with the details, long story) and the seller has offered me an immediate full refund, as they are a 'Top Rated Seller' with 100% feedback I'm confident that this will...

With some of the threads that have been posted recently I've felt that clicking the 'like' or 'thanks' buttons wasn't always expressing how I felt about it but still wished to show support. Sometimes I might agree with the post but not particularly like the subject i.e. the Jimmy Savil post I...

I've just received a GEMS Clearance email and there are photos of people enjoying themselves at the Summer Sparkle Ball on it, did anyone go? If you did how was it and are you in the pictures?

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Dorothey and Edna two senior widows, are talking. Dorothy: ''That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.'' Edna: ''Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7...

Is anyone having delivery problems with TJC? I placed an order on Monday 13th and another one on 15th, I had an email last Friday saying the first one had been shipped and one on Monday saying the second one had been shipped. A parcel finally arrived today but it was the second one, no sign of...