Glenn in Clarks hour last night

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Glen’s been rocking the sailor, and red <s>slippers</s> shoes look, for at least 8 ‘seasons’ now. Surely that means he’s out of fashion by his own standards.:emo::tongue::giggle::wave:

Sorry Glen.:sun:

but according to Glen every bloomin atrocity they try to pass off as "fashion" is always "up to the minute "hot off the catwalk" tho what catwalk that is I do not know, maybe something to do with a Cats' Protection League jumble sale. So he must have the capacity to look at any garment and think it is in fashion. Perhaps he has a strange super power, like "fashion vision" so that any thing he sees looks like a Dame Viv masterpiece and not a polyester rag by Daft Kim.
 
but according to Glen every bloomin atrocity they try to pass off as "fashion" is always "up to the minute "hot off the catwalk" tho what catwalk that is I do not know, maybe something to do with a Cats' Protection League jumble sale. So he must have the capacity to look at any garment and think it is in fashion. Perhaps he has a strange super power, like "fashion vision" so that any thing he sees looks like a Dame Viv masterpiece and not a polyester rag by Daft Kim.


Maybe he's a fashionorexic ,a bit like an anorexic who when they see themselves in the mirror are convinced they look fat when the opposite is true.

That could be the only rationale for Glen looking at that pile of sh*te and seeing it as fashion, or on trend ad nauseum ............................:giggle::giggle:
 

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