Does Mark Ryes ever learn????

So glad the tw@ had a bad day - lets hope there are many many MANY more!!

Awwww shall we all get together buy him a card to let him know we thinking of him during this turbulent time.

steveh31 said:

Awwww shall we all get together buy him a card to let him know we thinking of him during this turbulent time.

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Sorry for this Graham!!

SHALL WE BOLLOCKS!!!!

DarJos said:

Sorry for this Graham!!

SHALL WE BOLLOCKS!!!!

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Awesome!!!

According to his latest tweets he appears to be considering being a sperm donor. Any one want some?

OMFG, you have got to be frikkin' joking???????????? WTF!!

Even more funny he reckons he's 41!!!!!!!!!

He reckons what?

steveh31 said:

According to his latest tweets he appears to be considering being a sperm donor. Any one want some?

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Surely you jest?

The latest on Mark Ryes twitter:

markryes Mark Ryes
I reckon if I fancied people my age or older I could have quite a pick
8 hours ago
Mark Ryes
markryes Mark Ryes
Do you think I could get hypnotised to fancy people who look my age and older? I'm fed up only liking ppl younger than me.

Need a bed buddy for cuddling?

I don't think he could have quite a pick, but I do know he's quite a pr!ck!

I don't think I have ever known anyone to be so completely self-unaware. No one likes the poison dwarf yet according to him, he is Gods (C) gift to all and sundry! What a c***!

I wish he'd get hypnotised to go play on a motorway!

Slagging off Dale Winton now - "Don't you think Dale Winton is simply a dreadful pastiche of himself? Looking terrible. Be natural Dale. Please. You're better than that."

Eamonn Holmes (Retweeted by Ryes from a follower) & Johnathan Ross Slaggings from Ryes now "Just started watching Penn & Teller. Jonathan Ross is SOOOO the wrong choice of host - and looks BAD with facial hair" , " knitboy I wonder if eammon holmes will ever be anything other than the shape of a capital D" , Ryes should watch himself as he & Holmes work at the same Sky building so they could easily bump into each other. I really want eamonn to give Ryes a piece of his mind...

Ed Milliband bashing today "Oh dear. Ed Milliband on #marrshow. Voice, look, demeanour, style all wrong. Poor Labour."

DarJos said:

Eamonn Holmes (Retweeted by Ryes from a follower) & Johnathan Ross Slaggings from Ryes now "Just started watching Penn & Teller. Jonathan Ross is SOOOO the wrong choice of host - and looks BAD with facial hair" , " knitboy I wonder if eammon holmes will ever be anything other than the shape of a capital D" , Ryes should watch himself as he & Holmes work at the same Sky building so they could easily bump into each other. I really want eamonn to give Ryes a piece of his mind...

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I wouldn't think Eamon would know who he was.If he saw him, he's probably think the wee chap had come in to fill up the drinks dispensers or empty the bins.

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I wouldn't think Eamon would know who he was.If he saw him, he's probably think the wee chap had come in to fill up the drinks dispensers or empty the bins.

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... or to change Rupert Murdoch's colostomy bag.

I see he is on British Forces Broadcasting Service tonight what have the brave boys fighting for this country done to deserve that.

markryes Mark Ryes
On the tube to my v important meeting all suited and booted. My oyster card's decided not to work. Gah!

thickey Thickey
@markryes make a fuss and say "Don't you know who I am?"

No comments on the fact Mark Ryes has a friend called Thickey
@thickey I wish that'd just worked in the meeting I went to. The chap had no idea who I was - and I don't think cared either!

No comments on the fact Mark Ryes has a friend called Thickey