Right! I'm ready for the interview

With the old hands on the way out I'm sure I could get the job - I have all the stock phrases off pat:

Great for bridesmaids
split them up an. give one to your sister/daughter
Great teachers gifts
Wonderful for a summer BBQ
Great for wearing when doing Xmas lunch

Dress it up or dress it down

Great with a crisp white shirt
Looks different in each colour so buy them all

You will only have to pay xxxx to get this home (plus P&P in a very small voice)

It will be with you in 3 TO 5 working days usually less (liars)

I just can't live without xyz

Comming up in this hour



Have I forgotten anyghing?

Jump to the phone then and give it a go

I only have a few of these left....

"lets have a little dip into ................"

"lets go to the phones............... Hi xxxxxx welcome to the show, you're also through to .................... "

"bye, bye bye, bye bye now "

"I NEED you on those phones, NOW "


AND don't forget to put your hands together, like you're praying

... and you need to practice a huge intake of breath... a sort of 'I don't believe we can do it at this price' kind of gasp... no presentation is complete without a bit of hamming it up.

Plus, you need to be able to wear ample amounts of man-made fibres so you might want to up your personal injury insurance to cover all the static burns... which you will have to grimace though as the show must go on!

Incredible (Dale's)
Look at that (Charlie's)
A Stonker (Deb G gone but not forgotten)
To be honest with you (Julia)
Tap the app (all of them now, yaaaawwwwwwn!)

Use and repeat often lati, we'll all vote for you, yyyaaaayyyyy!

You're all hired!

But could you handle the:

I hate her she has everything.

What is she wearing.

She has got fat or lost weight.

Her voice is like nails on a board.

Someone on a forum thinking you are talking to them and really are their friend.

If the answer is yes.? Go for it.

"I use this and it's amaaaazing".

It;s very on trend !

Inge x

All well and good but unless you can waffle on for a whole hour, sometimes 2- about something that does not interest you in the slightest, and try to convince people that you really love it then sorry...letter on the way "thank you for your interest in the above post. Unfortunately on this occasion you have not been successful. We wish you all the best in the future."

Send in your tweets now on .....

Numba

Very very busy indeed

Yeah yeah yeah


For You

"Numba!" Aaaaaarrrrrgh almost as affected as "Flaaaaaars"

Silly woman!

Don't forget to throw in....

"This would make a wonderful/great/fabulous interim gift"

'And remember you can try it for a whole 30 days and then if you are not entirely satisfied with if - just return it - not questions asked.............it's that easy'. x

Forgot to mention:

I am writing a book watch this space
I'm in a small (really an M&S 14/16 but no one will notice)
This has 6 five star reviews(don't mention the 10 one star)
I used to be a dancer
This 300 quid bag is perfect for DD schoolbag

Actually, literally for you presteeeeejus ingredients in a juo for your facial,eye, lip, body areas for you.

for you:wink:

At this price, I'd buy two!

Don't forget, you have to talk about a pencil for 2 minutes in the interview, here goes my attempt...

This is the best item in this market area that you can possibly get
at the best possible price too,
the colour is unique and so is the filling and,
you will be amazed at how versatile this item is. (pause to look at the item 'lovingly')
I bought the first model and use it every day but,
this new improved model will last a lifetime.
all my friends ask me
on a regular basis
where I got it from.
(Don't breath and say this all in one breath) At this price I'd buy a few and keep them in the cupboard for that panic moment when someone unexpectedly gives you a gift at Christmas time and you haven't thought to buy them one you can just reach in and because you will have it already gift wrapped you can calmly give a gift in return thereby easing the embarrassing gift moment that we all have.
Again, go for it, at this price you won't be disappointed,
we have 43 5* reviews
30 day money back guarantee
use it fully, see if it works for you, if not return it.
Remember, here at QVC we source the best for you and because of our huge buying power we can give these items to you at an exceptional price (end with a massive big smile).


What, I've got the job!!!!!!! When do I start