Random musings and general banter.

mr tom said:

Ok, Mike Mason just walked onto Joanne's clothing show (what else would it be), wearing a suit.

Joanne commented on it, said and I quote ''suited and booted, you look like Johnny Cash''

I know, I know.

Mike replied ''I'll just walk the line then''

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My nan would have said "take a long walk on a short pier"!

Mommabear said:

Johnny Cash? He had loads of hair for a kick off

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Also, didn't Johnny Cash have talent as well?

It must be said he is now presenting the vax...wearing said suit.

Maybe it's for Mike's showreel for when he has to start looking for another job?

Turned my tv over to IW and Joanne (who else) is presenting clothing (what else), what a shock.

just seen ps and p hoover extraordinare volavont climaxing over a hoover sorry folks just realised the vision of taking that literally is puke inducing .

Last week we joked that things now look so bad at Ideal World that it won't be long before they start shilling Funeral Plans.

So tune in at 8.00pm tonight for 'The Planning Crowd' for sorting out your end of life arrangements, Unit Trusts and recording your DNA for posterity.

Their own demise is surely only a matter of time away now :mysmilie_13:

This channel is running out of products to sell.

Wirral70 said:

Last week we joked that things now look so bad at Ideal World that it won't be long before they start shilling Funeral Plans.

So tune in at 8.00pm tonight for 'The Planning Crowd' for sorting out your end of life arrangements, Unit Trusts and recording your DNA for posterity.

Their own demise is surely only a matter of time away now :mysmilie_13:

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Interesting thing was that at 8pm yesterday evening it wasn't; instead it was De Knees & Peter Vol-au-Vent the Hoover salesman instead. Indeed Ideal World sometimes change their schedule at very short notice and I see this when the programme guide updates after changing channel on my TV.

they alter things at the last minute quite frequently

Price Plunge said:

Interesting thing was that at 8pm yesterday evening it wasn't; instead it was De Knees & Peter Vol-au-Vent the Hoover salesman instead. Indeed Ideal World sometimes change their schedule at very short notice and I see this when the programme guide updates after changing channel on my TV.

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It seems they have rescheduled their 'show' for 7 April 2017 at 7:00pm.

From the website it looks like they'll concentrate on their 'DNA History' service.

So prepare for the lies to roll in from the goons about their backgrounds. Don't bother LITTLE GOLLUM, we know where you came from :mysmilie_59:

mossie269 said:

just seen ps and p hoover extraordinare volavont climaxing over a hoover sorry folks just realised the vision of taking that literally is puke inducing .

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To show how easy to keep clean it is by wiping the vacuum down afterwards with a microfibre cloth (50 for £14.99 + P&P)?

Price Plunge said:

Interesting thing was that at 8pm yesterday evening it wasn't; instead it was De Knees & Peter Vol-au-Vent the Hoover salesman instead. Indeed Ideal World sometimes change their schedule at very short notice and I see this when the programme guide updates after changing channel on my TV.

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So it was an unplanned rescheduling? That bodes well for a company called 'The Planning Crowd'.

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VapidStoat said:

So it was an unplanned rescheduling? That bodes well for a company called 'The Planning Crowd'.

:mysmilie_17:

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The Planning Crowd sounds like a building firm or a birth control advice centre.I wouldn't dream of planning my demise with IW.Can you imagine PS gurning his way through a show.Mike presenting or Sal et al.Awful.
Anyway ,my main concern would be what would happen if either IW or the Planning Crowd 'went under' (excuse pun couldn't resist)I expect all the presenters will say they have planned but think I'll do what I usually do and watch the lies flow.

Wirral70 said:

It seems they have rescheduled their 'show' for 7 April 2017 at 7:00pm.

From the website it looks like they'll concentrate on their 'DNA History' service.

So prepare for the lies to roll in from the goons about their backgrounds. Don't bother LITTLE GOLLUM, we know where you came from :mysmilie_59:

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He could quote Oscar Wilde (if he knows who he was) "we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars". That could apply to Gollum. Or maybe not...

Quote from Peter Simon on Ideal World tonight.....'from little things grow acorns.'

WTF ?????????????????????????

Oh thats funny :mysmilie_15:

So what do 'the planning crowd' actually do?

Did anyone see the wine tasting show the other day? Joanne, Hayley, Gen, Sally (who even on mute, was clearly the loudest one there) and some poor bloke from the wine company.

mr tom said:

So what do 'the planning crowd' actually do?

Did anyone see the wine tasting show the other day? Joanne, Hayley, Gen, Sally (who even on mute, was clearly the loudest one there) and some poor bloke from the wine company.

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The Planning Crowd do absolutely nothing that a whole gaggle of other companies do, but for less.

But Ideal World really is heading towards nothing more than an 'infomercial' channel. More and more of their airtime is given to promoting third party offers.

Given the ever shrinking range of products that they sell themselves this would seem to make sense. It looks like a clear sign that their days as a traditional, live, Selly Telly channel are now coming to an end.

It's kind of a shame but it also means an end to the likes of LITTLE GOLLUM and Nanty, and this I welcome :mysmilie_59:

mr tom said:

So what do 'the planning crowd' actually do?

Did anyone see the wine tasting show the other day? Joanne, Hayley, Gen, Sally (who even on mute, was clearly the loudest one there) and some poor bloke from the wine company.

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Another girls night in?