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I am surprised she didn't say "if you don't get enough sleep and drive to work, you will probably have a car accident".

She is scary Mutts, it's like a hypnotic mantra. It's unnerving, it's relentless.

Complete, infinite, flawless and meant :mysmilie_13:
 
Take a look at the title of the book Hayley is reading. Oh, the irony!View attachment 11399

Once a pro, always a pro, drumming up some possible sales for her mate.........


Scandalous Lies: An addictive, sexy beach read Kindle Edition
by Nigel May (Author)

Nigel May has been described as "the UK's male Jackie Collins" and "the readers' Viagra" and is an author and TV host. His five page-turning fiction novels have all been published by Bookouture.

His first glam fiction novel was TRINITY, an action-packed blockbuster (or bonkbuster) about the lives of the rich and famous and three young women at the heart of it. Glamour, beauty, fame and celebrity mix with murder, intrigue and danger to create an explosive novel which gained incredible reviews and fans across the globe.
 
Nanty is on, and with Jase by the looks of it.

They're like 'Richard and Judy' :mysmilie_59:

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I've got news for you, Wirral.....they ARE Richard & Judy :mysmilie_17: I think dealing with that exhibitionist Z-list daughter of theirs has affected them quite badly!

Ha Ha :mysmilie_19: It's Jase and Judy, Honky Tonks.

Who's the Z-List Daughter, Poo Poo? :mysmilie_59:
 
They're now shilling a Reupholstery Service for your Tired and Torn Chairs & Sofas.

I told you that Bonded Leather Pleather Plop was shat :mysmilie_59:

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Well Nanty is on again, who's he on with this time?

Is it Honky Tonks Jase?
Is it Hoover Hobo Steve Macdonald?

No, it's BOD. He's let himself go a bit hasn't he? He didn't have much to let go either :mysmilie_59:

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Nanty is selling a cruise to Dubai. You can be imprisoned for 10 years for consensual gay activities in Dubai, or even worse. Much worse.

The mind absolutely boggles :mysmilie_13:
 
Well Nanty is on again, who's he on with this time?

Is it Honky Tonks Jase?
Is it Hoover Hobo Steve Macdonald?

No, it's BOD. He's let himself go a bit hasn't he? He didn't have much to let go either :mysmilie_59:

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Nanty is selling a cruise to Dubai. You can be imprisoned for 10 years for consensual gay activities in Dubai, or even worse. Much worse.

The mind absolutely boggles :mysmilie_13:

He's put a bit of timber on has BOD!
 
Already? Heavens to Murgatroyd, we only took delivery of our beautiful(?) Bonded Leather chairs last week! :mysmilie_17:

Talking of which...

Expect lots of hardcore bonded leather and massage action later, when Peter Simon and Shaun Crawley join forces for the furniture show at 10pm.

Whether it’s Shaun’s relatively mild ‘feel that padding’ kneading and come-hither smile, or Peter’s X-rated ‘climax on a chair’ performance, there really is something for everyone. (Masochists are particularly well catered for, with guaranteed exploitation via the extortionate prices and inevitable disappointment :mysmilie_59:)

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I am very confused. I have just heard Dirty Pete say "how many of us have bought a blouse and..." I don't want to know about his blouses. He also said he's been in ladies fashion for thirty years. And he would multi-buy this top - good. You can buy all the tops that I am not going to buy!
 
I am very confused. I have just heard Dirty Pete say "how many of us have bought a blouse and..." I don't want to know about his blouses. He also said he's been in ladies fashion for thirty years. And he would multi-buy this top - good. You can buy all the tops that I am not going to buy!

I think I know now what he means by that.......he's been wearing it :wink:
 
Ideal world should just stick to online shopping. Peter simon the crossdresser who knew (allegedly).
 
Just in case any of you were worried , I just flicked onto Ideal World and within just a couple of seconds Paul Becque had assured me that they were so busy that they were in meltdown.
It's good to know.
 

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