Random musings and general banter.

Wirral70 said:

It's not immediately clear what Pee Pee Schaffer's line of work is really.

He doesn't seem associated with the manufacturer of the Plastic Rattan. He vaguely said he's been 'involved in Landscape Design' and 'Has been recommending Garden Furniture for years'.

Well, I have been recommending who Selly Telly goons look like for years and I feel that Pee Pee, like Poo Poo, looks like Peter Mandelson :mysmilie_59:

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historymystery said:

Spot on, as usual, Wirral. A thought: could this be Peter Mandelson's return to the political arena, disguised as a landscape designer? Given the state of things at present, this is beginning to sound more and more logical to me.

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Mommabear said:

Is this anything to do with the plastic rattan man?

http://www.ga-uk.org/about-the-ga/n...questions-to-gary-schaffer-of-united-oddsocks

It's this bit that's made me wonder..........'I originally qualified as a landscape architect but quickly realised I wanted to go into business'

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Mommabear said:

Is this anything to do with the plastic rattan man?

http://www.ga-uk.org/about-the-ga/n...questions-to-gary-schaffer-of-united-oddsocks

It's this bit that's made me wonder..........'I originally qualified as a landscape architect but quickly realised I wanted to go into business'

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Mommabear said:

Small point but needs picking up on..........if you're going to present a fashion hour, do you not think the presenter should say the word 'trousers' properly and not 'trousiz' ala old perv dickhead?

I've also noticed Lyn the model has been AWOL since he called her Simone :mysmilie_506:

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Wirral70 said:

I think Pee Pee Schaffer is a bit butcher than Mandy but sure, I could see the good Lord guesting with Poo Poo. It could be him.

In fact I think Mandy and Poo Poo would make quite a nice couple, don't you think? :mysmilie_59:

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historymystery said:

They should make a good match - I read a newspaper interview with Mandy some while back, and a large proportion of it was devoted to him talking about eating granola, which of course I found fascinating :sleepy::sleepy:. and its effect on your bowels could be the attraction that keeps them together. Personally, I always thought there was "something of the night" (originally said about another politician, I believe) about Mandy, a rather chilling character.

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Wirral70 said:

I always thought Honky Tonks Mandy was a nondescript shyster who created a character and stuck to it until he got caught out one time too many for being the talentless, morally bankrupt, lying little rat that he is.

He could go far on Ideal World :mysmilie_59:

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historymystery said:

After all, you know they are lying when their lips move....and the very same could, possibly, be said of certain selly telly presenters

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Wirral70 said:

Just sayin' :mysmilie_59:

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Wirral70 said:

And in Nanty's case his lopsided lips move effortlessly and with aplomb when he's shilling with the inevitable heartbreaking story to tell:-

'If you're like my Mam, did I say she lives in a Bungalow?, then you'll love the Smart Electric Spiralizer. I just wish we'd bought her a Smart Electric Spiralizer. Sadly she struggled Spiralizing my Dad's White Revolver Cucumber with a competitors inferior Knife and Fork and the stress this caused condemned her to a life of popping every nerve pill you can think of. Now she shakes more than Peter Simon on a Vibrapower as he's flashing his Camel Toe' :mysmilie_59:

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Greg said:

I wonder how many cucumbers Shaun has spiralised?? :wonder:

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Greg said:

Does she think we are all under threes or something? :taphead:

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