What Christmas presents would befit certain QVC presenters?

Jill Franks - A clipboard so she could use her bulldog clip. She could present with it like Denis Norden used to do. The clipboard could have a mirror finish on the back so she can admire her reflection.

Claire Sutton - Some baby powder to match her twee voice.

Jackie Kabler - a wig a la Uma Thurman from "Pulp Fiction." I'm sick of seeing the siopao with plaits look.

Sara Griffiths - A megaphone so she can be even more domineering.

Debbie Flint - A CD single of "Paperback Writer" by The Beatles.

Julia Roberts - Some presbyopia contact lenses so she can read the dress size labels correctly.

Dale Franklin - Some whitening toothpaste to maintain his Tipp-Ex white gnashers.

Simon Biagi - A body grooming shaver from Argos.

Alison Young - A bottle of "Poison" by Christian Dior. If you could sum up her in a fragrance, that'd be it.

Pippa Gordon - A dummy.

Alison Keenan - A Basildon Bond letter-writing set in a nice shade of ivory.

Will Gowing - A CD single of "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing" by Leo Sayer.

Craig Rowe - A CD single of "Old Cape Cod."

Catherine Huntley - A bar of Cadbury's Caramel, so she can pretend to be THAT bunny rabbit from the adverts.

I'd 'gift' JF some poo pourri, as she talks a load of crap.

Craig Rowe ...a round the world ticket, perhaps take JF with him.:mysmilie_59:

Simon Biagi, some pickles to go with that cheese, and for the rest of them, a shovel (a QVC one of course) to shovel all that bullpoop up, now that is a "gift to share". :mysmilie_17:

For DF a waitress outfit and a one way ticket to Devon.

Kathy said:

Craig Rowe ...a round the world ticket, perhaps take JF with him.:mysmilie_59:

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No no no. That would mean that they would come back.

talisker25 said:

For DF a waitress outfit and a one way ticket to Devon.

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I'm not sure Dale Franklin would look that good dressed as a waitress but whatever turns you on, Talisker.

Boxing gloves for all the presenters who insist on using their iPads during a show to either read out ridiculous fawning tweets or to order things while on air. At least while wearing them they wouldn't be able to use their iPads.

talisker25 said:

For DF a waitress outfit and a one way ticket to Devon.

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Just thinking of Acorn Antiques - Mrs Overall. :mysmilie_17:

A beautiful stretch limo which they can all fit into and P45`s in stunning hand written calligraphy and then they can be driven to the job centre in style.

For Simon Biaggi, an echo chamber - - - - -

"And, and, and, and, and ,and, and, and, and, and ,and, and, and, and, and ,and"

Abbie Horne - - - -

(1) Book "Technology for Dummies"

(2) Lie detector machine

(3) A voice improvement course

BTW every time I see her she is bigger than the previous time

AndiK said:

I'm not sure Dale Franklin would look that good dressed as a waitress but whatever turns you on, Talisker.

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Everybody wants to be a comedian.. good idea though, presenters could cross dress and do the QVC pantomime! On second thoughts that wouldn't work would it, QVC is a pantomime all year long!:mysmilie_17:

Craig - Telly Tubby Video

Chloe - Hair & Beauty Manual

Abby - Tech for Dummies and a Dummy

Claire - Course in how to speak like an Adult

For Flinty a selfie stick.Notice how she's always stuck in the left hand corner of a phone shot?Like she's been photo shopped on?For all of them pocket mirrors so they can admire themselves even when they are'off duty'.

Lie detectors for all of them - and they should be forced to use it on-air, and show us the results...

I'm just going to be generic and say they all need three things, manners (to not talk over guests when they're speaking), a gag (to stop talking all together) and an operation (to have their hands unstuck from their iPads)