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Tonight it is Clarks she is on with and is sat wearing her ridiculous stilettos!!
 
She did topple over live on screen once and just got back up and carried on as though nothing happened. It was like one moment she was there, then...PING!....and she was gone. I probably shouldn't have found it funny however it was nothing short of hilarious! Anyway, if she will sport the "Skeletor's sister on stilts" look it's not going to do her any favours.
 
Talking of heels, I was at a friend's night before last and A Very British Brothel was on in the background (though it quickly stopped all conversation!). I was struck by the thought that the Ultra Sun woman wears shoes like the women in the brothel, and I've also seen AY in similar pairs. I've often wondered where they get those outrageous shoes. Now I know.

Has anyone else seen this and had the same thoughts? I couldn't ask the people I was with as I'd have been laughed home at watching Q long enough to notice!
 
I know someone a manageress of a shop who stands all day in at least 4 inch heels. Usually expensive black patent ones. Now I will say she is as thin as JF and just says she is used to wearing them. In fact when pregnant still wearing them until she left at 8 and half months to go on maternity leave. Came from leave and again wearing the pointy sky high heels.
 
Hubby and I once went to see a show and on the way from the carpark the heavens opened so we sheltered in a shop doorway. In the shop window I saw the largest pair of HUGE stilletto heeled shoes I`ve ever seen. They looked to be at least a size 11 and the heels must have been at least 8 inches. Hubby (bless him) is a bit naive and commented that he didn`t know of any woman who would have such big feet.
After having a better look in the shop window and taking in the wigs, fake breasts, even bigger pairs of shoes and glitzy dresses plus "special " underwear, hubby realised it was a shop specializing in clothes for drag queens or cross dressers and he moved so quickly out of the doorway as if his arse was on fire and as if it was contagious. I was laughing so much I almost needed some of the "special" underwear.
 
Vienna! Qvc are missing a trick by not having such 'specialist' hours, they would have lots of new customers ordering.

Now who could do the modelling I wonder?
 
Digressing slightly from her shoes - I did see the ones she wore on the Clarks show and they were ridiculous - I saw her on a clothes show and she looked really thin. I know she has always been slight but to me she looked too thin, bordering on ill.
 
Vienna said:
Hubby and I once went to see a show and on the way from the carpark the heavens opened so we sheltered in a shop doorway. In the shop window I saw the largest pair of HUGE stilletto heeled shoes I`ve ever seen. They looked to be at least a size 11 and the heels must have been at least 8 inches. Hubby (bless him) is a bit naive and commented that he didn`t know of any woman who would have such big feet.
After having a better look in the shop window and taking in the wigs, fake breasts, even bigger pairs of shoes and glitzy dresses plus "special " underwear, hubby realised it was a shop specializing in clothes for drag queens or cross dressers and he moved so quickly out of the doorway as if his arse was on fire and as if it was contagious. I was laughing so much I almost needed some of the "special" underwear.
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There used to be a shop like this in Cardiff in one of the arcades. I was completely engrossed with what was in the windows as I was young and very naive - I had no idea there was any such thing as cross-dressing and thought Lily Savage types were actually female :blush:
 

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