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Julius

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And so is the awful promo advert to tell us about it! Images include:

An "olde worlde" carousel with fake falling snow.
A wistful-looking grandmother helping a child to roll out cookie dough in their beautiful kitchen.
A cream-coloured cat licking cream from a glass.
The obligatory idyllic Christmas tree.

It is just AWFUL! Almost as bad as the "Find what you love, and love what you find" promo with the annoying "ooooh, oooooooooh, ooh,oooh ooh!" music in the background where the middle-aged couple sit on bicycles going down a lane and take their feet off the pedals whilst sporting a grinning rictus that is supposed to say: "oooh look at us, we're really ENJOYING life!" Well to me it seems more redolent of Halloween.
 
I'd like to do a spoof of that advert. In it the cat would be drinking Baileys, not cream. It would then get pissed and knock over the Christmas tree. There would then be a problem with the aga so the child couldn't bake their cookies and the grandmother would lose patience and BASH the little brat with a rolling pin! Hahahahaha!
 
Oh, you'd have to finish it off with the kids in 1940s pyjamas throwing open the curtains on Christmas morning with a shot of the snowmen they built the day before having it away with each other in the snowy garden, then kids rushing downstairs only to see Santa Claus having a pee in the fireplace..."Christmas With QVC. No-one's Nightmare" ��.
 
We have the unveiling of the John Lewis & M&S Christmas offerings to come yet!Doubt QVC will be in the line up at the 'Christmas Ad. Oscars'?
 

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