Loooooool! I'm glad enough to be having some time off soon after weeks of dreariness. I've got Carcassonne coming up on 10th May, Luxembourg on 27th May and Palanga on 3rd June, during which I will no doubt continue my "incessant" (more like 4 minutes) QVC-watching each day.
Decleor Fiona and Jill Gauntlett would be great as the Ugly Sisters in a Christmas panto!
You really are an offensive and obnoxious individual Julius.