So Denis thought: "I'll make this for my mummy," and then suddenly realised he could market it to the masses? Expecting us to believe that is like expecting us to actually believe that Lulu discovered the essence of eternal youth when she "created" her Time Bomb range. So the surgeon's knife and the botox needle had nothing to do with it? What septuagenarian has a naturally tambourine-taut visage? Perhaps I'm jealous of Lulu or her success? I'm truly not. I just wish people would be more honest about their reasons for fronting and touting these products - namely that they want to make a whole heap of money. There are so many gullible people out there parting with their hard-earned cash for products touted on dubious claims. As long as I still have life left in my body I will continue to question them, and I'll happily shoot them down in flames, for her Time Bomb is more of a sham than Kelly Hoppen's pillowcases!
Same for Tova and her cactus juice. She looks Mrs Munster with her Morticia hairdo! I'm sick of Lulu and her coyness about her plastic surgery. I am sick of Uri Geller, The Speakmans, Kevin Trudeau etc and would quite happily shove them in a vat of snake oil! I'm sick of hearing about Audrey flipping Hepburn every time PK Elasticizer is touted. So one day in 1964 Audrey stood at her dressing table, singing: "Tall and tanned, and young and lovely, the Girl from Ipane... DAMN!" and realised she was having a bad hair day, so she went rushing like a damsel in distress to the now late Mr Kingsley, who concocted a potion and washed her hair - and then a little miracle happened. OH PLEASE!
