More Ghastly Dresses

Guest Evie is looking particularly horrible in a black and white shiny satin fabric dress, with even worse ankle boots and Anne Dawson looks like a school marm from Little House on the Prairie. I shall sit back and have a good laugh at the designs and the prices :mysmilie_17:

Model Maxine is saving the day by looking immaculately turned out.

Evie always has a dodgy choice in footwear,- mainly on the 'slutty' side. To achieve that 'edgy' look in middle age takes a lot of skill. I think she's taken to wearing extensions too, as (like Pippa Gordon) her hair has grown in feet rather than inches recently.

As for the horrendous b/white dress, it was clearly too big and needed a ****** good ironing.

Despite hating shouty BA/presenters I find her so wet that you could wring her out.

Forgot to mention, what about these printed trousers with a split from the hem???? whats THAT all about.

The designers cant go anywhere else with a trouser - it needs 2 legs, so put a split in them, and 'show an enticing bit of ankle' - wot, are we living in 1900 then ? We've got teenagers dressing like women of the night, and yet showing a 'bit of ankle' is supposed to be sexy ? No, its messy, stupid and looks like the maker ran out of cotton. Give it a month and they'll be in the Outlet section.