Last rites for Ideal

[desertranger]

Given that this pitiful channel is clearly on its last legs and can’t be long for the world of broadcasting, the time has surely come for Peter Vollebregt to renounce his love of hoovers and heaters and reprise his role as Father Dominic (a character he played in a soap opera). He can then get on with the far more serious business of performing the last rites for Ideal World.



Father Dominic could also undertake deathbed career confessions, allowing the presenters to purge themselves of guilt for having sold their souls for the Ideal shekels. After confessing their shameless shysterism, a blessing from Pope Pete would ensure a clear conscience and they would be free to start a new career on a jewellery or casino show, cruise ship, or a certain oak furniture specialist (perfect for a certain “plenty veneer in 'ere” luxury expert).

To mark this momentous event, Kevinski could be charged with the task of producing the Ideal Memorial Watch (strictly limited edition of only 5000), which would be meticulously assembled by his specialist team in the Far East (aka a Chinese factory).

Ideal’s Christmas jingle of 2015 had the chorus, “Ideal World this Christmas, It’s Christmas at Ideal World.” A more fitting chorus for this year’s jingle might be, “Ideal World this Christmas, It’s curtains for Ideal World.” (with Paul Beque dressed as an undertaker rather than Father Christmas).

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[historymystery]

:mysmilie_61: Have no fear, desertranger, the ex-Bid rejects, which seem to have taken over IW, WILL return in another guise before too long. You can't keep an ex-Bid presenter off screen for long and my guess is that their next career move could be urging people to consult the experts about claiming PPI, before the plug gets pulled.

Given that this pitiful channel is clearly on its last legs and can’t be long for the world of broadcasting, the time has surely come for Peter Vollebregt to renounce his love of hoovers and heaters and reprise his role as Father Dominic (a character he played in a soap opera). He can then get on with the far more serious business of performing the last rites for Ideal World.

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Father Dominic could also undertake deathbed career confessions, allowing the presenters to purge themselves of guilt for having sold their souls for the Ideal shekels. After confessing their shameless shysterism, a blessing from Pope Pete would ensure a clear conscience and they would be free to start a new career on a jewellery or casino show, cruise ship, or a certain oak furniture specialist (perfect for a certain “plenty veneer in 'ere” luxury expert).

To mark this momentous event, Kevinski could be charged with the task of producing the Ideal Memorial Watch (strictly limited edition of only 5000), which would be meticulously assembled by his specialist team in the Far East (aka a Chinese factory).

Ideal’s Christmas jingle of 2015 had the chorus, “Ideal World this Christmas, It’s Christmas at Ideal World.” A more fitting chorus for this year’s jingle might be, “Ideal World this Christmas, It’s curtains for Ideal World.” (with Paul Beque dressed as an undertaker rather than Father Christmas).

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[Wirral70]

Before Father Vol Au Vent administers last rites to this rabble of heathens and sinners maybe he should hear confession from the shameless shysters?

I can just hear Kevinski, 'Forgive me Father, I didn't want to tell such terrible tales but Igor made me'.

In fact, I'll you what, let's forget confession and the last rites. Let's just cremate the crud before the ASA, OFCOM and the Banks do :mysmilie_59

 

[Greg]

I'd hesitate to buy anything from I deal World, particuarly leading up to Christmas. This wretched companyn is in financial trouble, they could do a Bid TV and suddenly disappear....